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PRIDE EVENT WITH FOUR COUPLES AND ME WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR? HINT: IT'S NOT ME.

Don't sit with your back to the kitchen, you want to make sure you are getting the walrus you paid for rather than the seal.

Sorry I drank the lake water that murdered your brother.

Trouble keeping your eyes open? Try propping them up with stick insects.

The internet is secreting a toxin more deadly than any tree frog today. Do not lick your phone.

Every day mudskippers exit the ocean to ravage the mudlands so I don't think now is the appropriate time to be upset that I insulted your granddaughter, Susan.

Can I send a letter sized envelope teaming full of tiny spiders through the mail? (Yes, but is it ethical?)