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Clowns now saying AI will give us freedom from work and no need to save for retirement are the same clowns who told us to get our lazy asses back to the office

Cool I can even sneak in some Bartles and Jaymes for all of us

Where’s the drive-thru that sells witty rejoinders to use on colleagues in the morning

Babe I put the dung in Bildungsroman

In the this is your brain on drugs era, I owned and operated a chicken farm

I definitely would use a camera wherever it’s legal and safe. So sorry you have deal with such cruelty💙

Love in the time of explosive diarrhea.

BREAKING NOW: everything

My run-on skeets? That's how I talk. Now imagine being my psychologist where I fire of between 10-20 of those posts in a 45min appointment and trying to Hansel & Gretel your way 15min back when I mentioned being sexually attracted to Pepe the Prawn from the Muppets

I come to fetch you to the Senate-house.

Bit of a cheat but it’s in a similar vein. The whole album is hysterical

Boom

👏👏😂

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Noted

Oh my it just got turbo 90s up in here

not sure how you can consider yourself an exhibitionist if you're not handing out swag bags

I was going to see “The Odyssey” but they wouldn’t let my wooden horse get past the ticketing area

Fresh from Ned Beatty Farms