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many have accepted jesus as their personal savior but for me, it’s Advil Liqui-gel minis

I'm 100% sure that I would never have sex in a porta potty ----Tequila: LMFAO

was going to post a pic of Steven Tyler's feet and label it as "Dan Orlovsky's feet" and say "this is why Dan Orlovsky hates pedicures" but I do not want to add addl trauma to the timeline, also: this is also your daily reminder to NOT google Steven Tyler's feet

had a nice little basic nongshim bowl noodle savory beef (very non-shin) and damn did that hit the spot exactly how I wanted right now. I feel like the sleepytime tea bear but with ramen 😋😴

excuse me but the moon is never not super

SLUGGO’S TUESDAY

Time for my dreams to turn my fears into weird little plays

lil' effer gives me the creeps tbh

Empathy is nature’s way of saying, “Maybe don’t be a complete asshole.”

so i’m just supposed to close my eyes and let my body rest and repair itself while my mind goes on a journey? would you listen to yourself, that’s insane.

my pfp is how I wish to be remembered

Give me 4 versions of you

The difference between the old me & the new me, is the new me is getting old.

the little moans coming from inside the trojan horse are from me bc i’m eating baked brie with fig jam

not sure how you can consider yourself an exhibitionist if you're not handing out swag bags

thinking about the fucking shawn levy star wars movie while staring down mando and grogu sitting there in the queue and watching old stuff about andor.. we really had it all once, didn't we

I only got two hands and sometimes you gotta set some things down, esp the very hot coals

that's fair