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[me, just existing] well, this is embarrassing

I now have a family of five that visit multiple times daily. i believe it’s the couple i have seen previously, their two babies and an older child. they roost around the house quite a bit and you can hear them chattering and practicing caws! here are some vids with sound

[alternate universe] hi my name's Denny Davito nice to meet you

the internet truly is the great equalizer bc now we’re all idiots

they’re called hooves, dummy🙄

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

hmm (eyes narrow) ...will it make me cry?

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i better not catch you being rich around me, jerkwagon

calling on the once respectable and charming Richie Rich to publicly denounce his now caustic lifestyle

it's going to be scorching- also there will be a lot of bugs bothering you

A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.

we’re going to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl that’s being powered by a lawnmower

sorry but the line at the fried Oreos is too long

hey we’re heading out to the county fair later if you want to smell a bunch of manure and get your shoes real dirty, lmk