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At the jerkoff dipshit store. "I'm assuming you accept X Money."

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

I deserve back pay for the Frito sticker that’s been on my house front door for years

Best order. S&P Lunch tuna melt is perfection

It’s normal when filling the ice trays to whisper, “Cubemother’s back“

babe are u ok? u've barely sipped ur groth

Young Ebenezer Scrooge kicks in the poulterer’s door. "I'm looking for a turkey." He cocks his shotgun. "One as big as me."

disney didn't get the rights to "round"

RIP Jennifer Finch (Bassist for L7) Fuck cancer

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

L7's Jennifer Finch diagnosed with brain cancer; GoFundMe launched www.brooklynvegan.com/l7s-jennifer...

"my wife"

We all hate one specific whale, seems performative to write a book about it

The last time I “read a book” I learned that there’s a skeleton inside my body. Never again.

That’s beautiful. The pit full of hypodermic needles… nice

Looking forward to a nice relaxing evening at the cinema (Evil Dead Burn (2026))

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