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The real heat stays in drafts (what’s Paul McCorntney’s biggest hit? Baby, I’m a Maize)

ME: (makes a sudden, insanely loud popping noise) GATORADE BOTTLE:

GifAlt: Steve Buscemi in The Wedding Singer, bopping and saying, Ooh, I like her.static.klipy.com

Ahh, 9:15 a.m. Friday. The traditional end to the work week

KPop Lemon Hunters (used cars)

Mr. Gorbachev, turn down for what

These show people: they smile when they are low, you say? Are they all right

If you loved cloth mother now with food, you’re going to love monkey god with a flaming sword and a legion of real monkey mothers

This commercial w/ Charles Barkley would be a lot better if he walked in and instead of, “Knock knock, Capital One guy!” he said, “Knock knock, motherfucker!” Come on, we can handle it

Mortal Wombat