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The internet is full of sluts Even your mom is on the internet

Skankuary cities are protecting your mom

My evil twin and I dopplegangbanged yo momma

a deep tissue massage that ended in being choked out would fix me

So what if she's dressed like a slut? It's summer. Summer is meant for slutty little outfits.

Trying to reduce my scream time this week.

I can see from your new veneers that he does good work, but what of the quality of the fish tank in the waiting room?

Why would somebody lie about liking big butts?

if eating in bed is wrong I don’t wanna be right

I'm still healing from learning algebra be patient with me

people are struggling, be mindful

Fauci Derangement Syndrome Currently no cure and no vaccines available

Just as I thought

the movie octopussy (1983) is about a woman with eight pussies

Pics or it didn't happen, your honor

Reminiscing about knowing when to say when.

Riffing on microblogging websites is how the middle aged mind stays sharp

I’m a tornado chaser. There’s basically nothing I won’t do to fuck a tornado.

guillotina would be a great name for a girl

Concealer is the most secretive of all cosmetics.