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That exists in the midwest though i don’t think it’s for charity (what a good idea!)

Now I’m not sure if you’re lying!?

Me. I like tiny hiney. 🙂

him: my penis is like a Russian Matryoshka doll her: an unusual shape but full of surprises? him: no, it gets smaller and smaller the more you play with it her: umm, you've never sexted with a real person before, have you…

Terrifying if literal: dream job

I have a flare for getting lost at sea.

Turns out I am allergic to snake venom.

I see you. And appreciate you. 👏

The age of tyranny by beanpole dames and Jane Fonda!

it was a different time then, you have to understand

Like he’s George Washington or he’s under oath or something? Oh wait, that makes more sense: Sir MixaLot was being deposed and was asked what kind of butts he liked. Do you have to be deposed before becoming a knight? That was probably it.

It's not that he wouldn't lie, it's that he COULDN'T. So your premise is incorrect.

Or try to warn me.

Wait I know this one. There are 2 butts, one only lies and one only tells the truth

I like big butts. On an unrelated note: I cannot lie.

adhdoing my little tasks

In these awful times, it’s important to remain sexy in our own stupid fucked up little ways

Mock turtlenecks are sick! leave them turtles alone, you’ve done enough

It's a shame that kids these days don't know where peaches come from or how they got there