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Yessssssss

I'm here for it

Tfw the bills are due

only no one notices because that’s what they’re all like 😂

Me: how many more sets do you have? Sisyphus:

*eating egg mcmuffins until failure*

I was wondering what the charge on my last bill for fax paper was all about!

I'll just floss tomorrow

Come over and I'll show you ;)

I just invented something: pressert. It's dessert before dessert

I can't stop saying it!

Ladies...

Am I having a stroke

😍

😂

Did presidents have the equivalent of air force one back in the train days?

There goes the neighborhood!

This was exhausting to read

Heck yes! Congratulations and welcome to the world!!