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hiring graphic designer and losing $7,000 in free food costs to thwart the couple who didn’t pay for their rolls. I love small business owners!

your life truly is torture, i see

Ballard!

oh my god I just found out Jimothy lives in my old Seattle neighborhood. Long live hometown king Jimothy who I would now die for even though I didn’t care about him one minute ago

the rats in front of my apartment are fighting for half an old chicken sandwich, but have virtually no chance against me

flipping to a second page that’s just “aaaaa”

it’s kind of bullshit they write so much crap inside greeting cards. when you open them they should simply say: ‘GREETINGS’

(after getting all my men killed for two decades straight) I have to go on a sexy Mediterranean cruise with my wife Anne Hathaway to honor them

i think the movie theater is selling certain items for more than they paid for them. not good

Flickr is the most charming website to me. Got a notification that the admin of this not very active photo group changed the description to let people know he's on vacation. There's a responsibility here you just don't see anywhere else

hell yeah 😎

I haven’t been since they started doing this lol. Just found out about the cinerama dome hope it’s not like that lol

This is funny but, Back In My Day in Austin, the staff moved discreetly in silence - they were basically ninjas. The food rocked, and I regularly got zooted on buckets of Lone Star. RIP Drafthouse, another awesome thing ruined by selling out.

lol do they really i guess i haven't been in a couple years.

we at alamo drafthouse consider this to be a movie sanctuary, so turn off your damn phones! also every seat has a little light exactly as bright as a phone so you can read our menu, and a guy will be walking around the whole movie trying to figure out who ordered the shishito peppers

will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever

if you don't mind rescheduling!

I’m on the toilet and my roomba just turned towards me and stopped