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Licensed To Idiot “The final straw came when the Wall Street Journal reported that Broccoli [long time co-owner of the Bond franchise] went on to call Amazon executives “fucking idiots” in private conversations… …furious..Bezos immediately told his team “I don’t care what it costs, get rid of her.”

Assuming he's not a MP.

Why do I think "really different" means middle-aged white guy....but with a Liverpool accent?

Oh please, not Lady Gaga 🙏

Cast Scarlett Johansson!

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“It’s got to be really different’. A gay James Bond.

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Hear me out: Elliot Page.

Mr. Ed!!

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Idris Elba should be the next Bond

[P] @johnmoe.bsky.social, you're up

Matt Berry. Please. I don't ask for much

Muppet James Bond or nothing!

My enthusiasm is boundless. No, seriously! 🤔

I don't care. Bond is now owned by Amazon. And I don't support companies that are funding and supporting concentration camps. I don't have the white privilege to ignore that type of shit.

Sure sure. It's not gonna be a boring conventionally attractive wealthy able-bodied straight white man. Sure. I believe that.

Please let it be Alan Partridge.

They should get Patrick Gibson the guy that played him in First Light and just let him be a killer.

I’m all for Regé-Jean Page.

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Jamison Bond (Jamie) she is the spy they least expect.

'It's got to be agreed upon by Amazon's shareholder board'

Unfortunately, I think we all know where this is headed.

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I thought Bond died in the last movie.

Stavros Halkias or bust

could it be... Air Bond?

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They could save money on all that monogrammed clothing by choosing someone whose already got the right initials…

Hannah Waddingham imo

Ah whatever, it'll probably just be James Norton or some shit who fucking cares

Alexander Siddig?

Really really methodical actually means creative decisions made by endless committees

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Then proceeds to name actors that are the least different possible.

James Bond Jr. in the 22nd Century.

Robert Downey Jr.!

God it’s going to be an AI actor, isn’t it?

Its gonna be fucking Tom Holland isnt it

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Lashana Lynch is right there!

Many people are saying this

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ex neo-Nazi activist withdraws as Tory election candidateKemi Badenoch says Joshua Bonehill-Paine will now advise the Conservatives on tackling extremism.www.bbc.co.uk

That's right everyone, give Jeff Bozo more money.

It's been tough because they need to pick just the right mediocre white guy who can give 12 years of his life to a franchise that was last relevant in 1964.

Rupert Grint.

Did they play First Light? Because that Bond worked really well.

Riz Ahmed. First scene is Bond in a mosque after a mission praying with the other supplicants. Do it.

Idris Elba would totally kill it

One thing is certain... whoever it is will absolutely suck compared to Sean Connery.

You mean someone that doesn’t act like he hasn’t pooped in 8 days? Because that was Craig’s style

Uh-oh. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

Does anyone really believe Amazon/Bezos will do a good job at this ?

Eddie Murphy.

It's Scarlett Johansson's role if she wants it.

A black James Bond, please, just to see Elon Musk's head actually explode.

Tramell Tillman perhaps

That's a CYA sentence to prep the racists that it won't be a white guy next time

There Can Be Only One

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Hannah Waddington.

Time for a Gritty Bond.

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'what if james bond were an unlikeable actor, musician and producer with many credible sexual assault allegations'

"Man, if only there was a proven formula for success, like say, 25 movies worth, but alas..."

A woman?! 😃 Jamie Bond? 🤓

With the selling of control to Amazon by the Broccolis the franchise, Bond died. It’s bound to turn out just as badly as with „Rings of Power“

I'm going to judge the pick for a new Bond by how furious it makes right wing culture obsessives. To score really high marks, I want them to introduce themselves as "Bond, just-grow-up-and-deal-with-my-preferred-pronouns-like-a-whole-ass-adult Bond." I want Grummz to literally explode.

Ncuti Gatwa

Just cast a female bond and make her gay. Problem solved.

Regé Jean-Page is like the perfect choice for the next Bond.

Pepper. J.W. Pepper.

Hannah Waddingham!!!!!

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@seanreynard.bsky.social ?

Idris

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I hope it's a kickass trans-woman so regressives' heads explode.

Jack Black: "I....am BOOOND!!"

It's going to be Bezos. Jeff... Bezos.

Nathan Lane or I’m out…

Just go straight anime...

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If this is to be taken literally then the odds are the next bond won’t be white or male. Because that’s the only definition of “really different” one could imagine them referring too.

@benwillbond.bsky.social it’s your turn now, right?

A director of boring movies wants to cast boring actors in a story written by a boring writer and they want to flatten the character to remove all mischief and fun. Forget “really different” and make it really good! Kiss the franchise goodbye. They should have gone with Idris Elba when he was young.

I’m guessing they’ll be a billionaire minority warrior, gender fluid, with anxiety issues and a support dog, looking after their dying 14 year old partner, while fighting ANTIFA disguised as a tree hugging greenie, high on ketamine (not that there’s anything wrong with that). #ABraveNewMAGAWorld 😳

gonna be fuckin chris pratt.

Matt Berry or bust

Walton Goggins

ok: Matt Berry as Steven Toast

So they are going to make a good movie this time?

I've gotten into a lot of Korean TV and there are many Korean actors who would make an amazing Bond. I know it won't happen, but it'd be cool if it did.

Have we seen an AI image from an adjudicated felon yet?

It would be an interesting direction

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The actor is irrelevant. What is the 007 franchise going to do to modernize a character steeped in misogyny and toxic masculinity?

Just cast Patrick Gibson FFS.

choose me 🙋🏻 🙊

Ian Anthony Dale

Even though he has been playing Q, I would love to see Ben Whishaw become agent 007. It would be different to have the quartermaster become the agent!

no one cares

Ariana Grande.

Look until they go back to being cheesy action flicks that are a mix of action, drama and groanworthy one-liners, they're not gonna be great.

Translation: We’re choosing an American. Fuck you fans

Choose a real Brit.

I mean, its obvious right?

Why?

It’s gonna be some actor from the UK? I’m so surprised…🙄

Hoping the new 007 is a capybara and the first film is two hours of snoozing, belly rubs, swimming and playing.

Sadly, they are only allowed to give it to Tom Holland.

Never mind the casting we want a bond film with a zero SCUM score

At this point make 5 of them with different actor/director pairs. Divide the script into 5 sections and each actor / director pair gets 25 minutes: Bruce Campbell / Sam Raimi Helena Bonham Carter / Tim Burton Robert Pattinson / Christopher Nolan Nick Cage / Tarantino Clint Howard / Ron Howard

Idris Elba or Hannah Waddingham

You mean Ricky Gervais turned it down?

People lost their minds when Daniel Craig was announced because he had the gall to have fair hair. So I'm thinking they won't stray too far from the template this time around. www.denofgeek.com/movies/james...

20 Years Ago, James Bond Fans Hated the Daniel Craig Casting | Den of GeekTwo decades ago, the internet threw a fit about a guy who didn't have dark hair playing James Bond.www.denofgeek.com

This time he has a beard and he is a geek.

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Cue the conservative freak out.

Muppets James Bond is gonna be amazing

A woman. Finally.

He should be exactly the same except he fucks femboys. I need twinks getting obliterated. In fact, you don't even need Bond there. Just the twinks. And me. Me and the twinks.

Not a star. Not a household name. Not over 35. It should be an actor people go "who?" when they first hear, but then know when someone explains.

You just gotta find one British guy that isn't a piece of shit. How hard could it be? ... Oh.

A Sri Lankan. Not Indian, not Pakistani, not Bangladeshi - Sri Lankan.

Divine would have been good

There's only 1 choice The "frontrunners" are all way too young and Elordi is waaay too tall A spy is supposed to blend in, not literally stick out of the crowd And the rest aren't suave enough let alone handsome Terrible options

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Should have been Idris Elba years ago but now he’s too old

Allen Leech I'm telling you

Hes gonna have a mustache

Why not just continue with the new 007 from the last film? 🤷‍♀️

Hear me out…

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You just know it will be a muscle bound American

Maybe a musical would be better

It's gonna be another white boy isn't it

Tom Holland. He has the ability to mature into the role as the role matures. Start back at the beginning, similar to the new game. Holland would be perfect in a roll like that.

"Really different" means "as young as 29 years old!"

James Suzuki, let's goooo

Stephen Colbert is available and is the perfect choice to play 007!

Bisexual 007 Paul Mescal it is then.

lol oh look the country that bans women from womens toilets is pretending it has culture. aww how cute.

Why? Why did it have to be "really different"? Just tell a good story, you nits.

Ben Whishaw, step forward: QQ7

Really different? Bond, Jimothy Bond.

I don’t even remember the name of the last guy but he was just awful in the role. I watched one movie with him in it and sighed : only America could ruin the British spy franchise. It’s awful now for lots of reasons but “Americanizing “ it is the worst reason.

So will the cast be "methodically" picked by "Agentic James Bond"? 😂

A Black lesbian Bond just might melt Xitter down to the ground for good.

but are they really really *really* methodical, get back to me when they decide to get serious

My money's on AI Sean Connery with the blessing of his estate because shit rolls uphill towards money. So please shpare me the Lafcadio Hearn, Blofeld.

Overdue a reboot

Anya Taylor-Joy.

I suspected from the jump that Australian breakdancing Olympian was a spy. Dig her as the new Bond.

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Jared Leto unites the world.

Don't care who it is, but make it a period piece. Set in the 60s, retro modern, Mad Men / Incredibles aesthetic. Big radios, sleek gigantic consoles, mod furniture, men wearing hats, lots of booze and complicated bras and smoking inside. Simultaneously cool and problematic

Muppets

Watch it be tom holland 🙄

I haven't gotten the call yet. Remind them that just because I'm good at being invisible doesn't mean I should ever be ignored.

Jason Mantzoukas

I get the feeling "really different" might mean like how Roger Moore was "really different" than Sean Connery.

Procurement cycles are too long in today’s industries

A dog, perhaps a Portuguese Water Dog?

🙄

Dream cast: Laverne Cox as Bond, Stephen Colbert as Q and Rosie O’Donnell as M.

When I hear “really different”, I envision a MAGA meltdown because they made James Bond wOkE. 😭😭😭

There will not be another James Bond like Daniel Craig. I know, that’s sacrilegious when compared to Sean Connery. But Craig brought a human element to the role; a depth that exposed flaws and conflict, making him more human and relatable.

A Canadian who wears nothing but denim and flannel and drinks Molsons.

Heard it’s going to be Kemi.

Let's focus on the writing. #MovieWriting

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Andy Serkis covered in ping-pong balls (no CGI)