[S] The short guitar solo in Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" isn't the best solo in rock history, but it is the most perfectly placed.
G-Rated Sex JamPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
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Paul and Storm
Профиль VivelyTwo guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (http://jococruise.com). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus Despicable Me 2 (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
[P] It's after 5 on Friday, which means it's FAILURE DUMPIN' TIME!
Scott MacFarlaneFLASH: Justice Dept seeks to dismiss Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool criminal case against former Olympian David Hearn Trump Admin acknowledges: "Damage to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in June 2026 was the result of flawed installation by the contractor"
[P] They hired him for his "alternative" viewpoint, his ability to speak to centrists, and his Sinestro powers
The New York TimesBreaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover.
[P] “Those stories, and the ‘Make It Make Sense’ gang, tonight on 60 Minutes…”
The New York TimesBreaking News: Ross Douthat, The New York Times opinion columnist, is joining CBS News’s “60 Minutes” in one of the first major hires since Bari Weiss’s takeover.
[P] Such a smart play by Weiss; the camera *loves* Douthat
Oliver DarcyScoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.
[P] I fly pretty often, and am always in an aisle seat. If this happens on my flight, what should I stand up and start saying/yelling? My current planned option: HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD HEAD ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREH
Hemant MehtaEvangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
[S] TOP 3 PEOPLE I DON'T WANT HAVING ANY ROLE IN A ROBOT THAT WILL PERFORM SURGERY ON ME: 3. RFK Jr. 2. The ghost of Josef Mengele 1. Elon Musk
Tales From The FutureAfter a decade of fake FSD promises: Musk is claiming that “Optimus will beat top surgeons in 3 years”. Can’t stop, won’t stop. $TSLA $TSLAQ “Elon Musk calls medical school 'pointless,' says robots will beat any surgeon in 3 years — telling students to walk away” finance.yahoo.com/sectors/heal...
[P] Wholly unsurprising news. Fuck this guy straight into the sun.
Marisa KabasExclusive from me — Daniel Moraff, one of the political operatives behind Graham Platner's rise and fall, has been accused of sexual assault. Full story here:
[P] Let us all pause a moment to reflect on the best song ever written. youtu.be/8lCIaHHCnRE?...
Joe lies…YouTube video by yimyammeryoutu.be[P] “I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen” is a line that should so very much not work. And yet…
James TakahashiChicago Chicago this morning This afternoon
[P] To be fair, Trump is great at making things in DC turn green
Aaron RuparTrump: "The parks are getting all new grass. I have a man who's a fantastic man, one of the biggest grass-growers. He's actually a very rich guy. He wants to fix up the parks. All brand new grass. He donated the grass for the WH. We're building a heliport & a great ballroom & a military facility..."
[P] Rosemary rules, and her comics are hilarious. I've preordered mine, now go get yours, ya filthy animals!
Rosemary MoscoThere's one more day to preorder the newly updated version of my first comics collection, Birding Is My Favorite Video Game, and get a PDF download of one of my most popular comics that you can't buy as a print. site.andrewsmcmeel.com/birding-is-m...
"Hey we saw you from across Signor Leonato's villa and we really dig your vibe"
Casey StegmanPretty sure the answer is EVERYONE in Kenneth Branagh’s MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING