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quitting my job to float in crystal clear blue ocean water full time

Plato's allegory of the Microsoft Flight Simulator 2024

currently bananamaxxing (haveing a single banana for breakfast)

Ah yes

A gender reveal party where the US Air Force drone strikes the building, killing everyone

Clippy was the de facto Jar Jar Binks of Microsoft Office

If I had orange lips I would also hide in DR Congo forest

Girls love it when you know how to operate Microsoft Word

At some point we stopped building pyramids, amirite? LOL. Lmao. help. ive laughed my ass off and now it wont come back

Lmao

Did a spit take while watching I Am Legend. In the film Will Smith’s character is watching a recording of none other than @theonion.com news network with Jim Haggerty anchoring