Coach Finstock20 июн., 03:02I can't get over the pool guy looking like that. Remember when they showed us Trump's doctor and it was like yeah of course he looks like this
Helioscrivener20 июн., 04:36Not afraid of anything. Except mice. He will jump the fuck into his wife's arms.
Toastmaster General20 июн., 04:41Matthew Calamari looks like he is offering his finest bottle of scotch to the cop that brings in Dr. Richard Kimble.
Leonard Seaman20 июн., 04:42His appearance in the Season 2 finale of The Apprentice was a little too on the nose. youtu.be/I8FxXaJaz0c?...Matthew Calamari Apprentice Series 2 FinalYouTube video by Robert Ryanyoutu.be
Midatlantica20 июн., 04:13I guess we know where all the mob guys in NYC went for work after the Feds started really cracking down on them in the 80s.
Stuart Whyte20 июн., 12:04When opponents absolutely need to 'sleep with the fishes' ? Send for Calamari !!!
Burt Handsome20 июн., 04:44Don’t-a make-a me, a-Mario, angry. You wouldn’t-a like-a Mario when he’s-a angry.
H Foland20 июн., 04:39That is a baby faced kid in a costume moustache and several mischievous friends piloting the rest like a gundam. This man was a ploy to see an R-rated movie that got way out of hand.
Boogieville20 июн., 04:10There’s just no possible way this is a real person with that name. Please tell me this is AI or something.
Zoë20 июн., 03:26No. I refuse. Everything is always so stupid all the time now but I draw the line at Matthew Calamari.
דובי שם20 июн., 17:43It's a Jewish guy called Samuel Frenkel, but he knew Trump thought his head is security should be a mafioso, so he made up a name he thought sounded Italian. Prove me wrong.
Starshark20 июн., 05:10bsky.app/profile/star...StarsharkOkay, whoever’s futzing with the Simulation, knock it off. We’re just trying to get by here.
Todosco Jones the liminal spaceman20 июн., 04:32Calamari?Typical SquidwardALT: Typical Squidwardstatic.klipy.com
t2meg20 июн., 04:20Same person that “found” Ivana Trump at the bottom of her stairs (dead- with a blunt force trauma to her midsection) that she never took. Interesting it happened the day before the Trump kids were to give their depositions in the Trump charity fraud trial.
Brooklynxman20 июн., 05:20That is a mob lieutenant in a 90's movie played by Ron Perlman, not a real person.
Spirit ✈️⛅️20 июн., 04:10Bob Swerski: Da Bears SmokingALT: Bob Swerski: Da Bears Smokingstatic.klipy.com
DBdant20 июн., 04:22WH Communications Director Steve Cheung. Or Sontaran?Ron FilipkowskiThis Weekend in Politics, Bulletin 386. The most comprehensive compilation of expert analysis on the Iran talks you will find, plus everything else that happened this weekend. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
C. "Count Deathtoll" Reynolds20 июн., 06:02The Sontaran Empire would take that as a declaration of war. Then they'd kick his ass.
Green Plastic Watering Can20 июн., 04:55The other day I saw someone here refer to him as Asian Cartman.
acampors20 июн., 06:53Hes not good at words and stuff youtu.be/I8FxXaJaz0c?...Matthew Calamari Apprentice Series 2 FinalYouTube video by Robert Ryanyoutu.be
Reverend Jesus "H" Christ20 июн., 17:56"You… changed it… TO Calamari?"Robin Hood Men In Tights - Used To Be ShithouseYouTube video by Atthe Moviesyoutu.be
Nicholas Slayton20 июн., 04:20Why does every Trump long-time associate look like they beamed in from 1986?
T. Boone Doggle20 июн., 19:55Accurate.Donald Trump Eats PizzaALT: Donald Trump Eats Pizzastatic.klipy.com
fdasfasd20 июн., 05:27I haven’t seen a new photo of this person since Trump 1. I presume he’s dead by now.
the-wraith-writer20 июн., 06:28Apologies for the all caps but WHY DO ALL OF THESE MOTHER FUCKERS LOOK THE SAME? Are they all from the same hole in the ground, the fuck.
emontag20 июн., 07:24www.thisamericanlife.org/484/doppelga...Doppelgängers - This American LifeWe got a tip about a meat plant selling pig intestines as fake calamari and decided to investigate.www.thisamericanlife.org
Burgerpocalypse20 июн., 07:58for a job like this you want Matt Calamari, Johnny Cafaro, Pete Boufatti, Tony Two Cuts, Sid Giuseppe
SatanicPanDick20 июн., 06:34Wait, this is a different guy!? I thought the reflecting pool dude got a haircut 🤣
Repair Shop20 июн., 06:33I can introduce you, I will get him to give you a ring... Sometime later...▶ Смотреть видео
Doremus Schafer20 июн., 08:50- "Squidward"? What kind of a name is that? That ain't no cephalopod name, is it? - He changed it when he became a citizen. Used to be Calamari. bsky.app/profile/schr...Springtime for HegsethTrump's longtime head of security Matthew Calamari
Theo20 июн., 04:25That's not a Calamari. THIS is a Calamari.Star Wars: Admiral Ackbar - It's a Trap!ALT: Star Wars: Admiral Ackbar - It's a Trap!static.klipy.com
Brosemite Sam20 июн., 04:10Matty Calamari, Joey Linguini, and Tony Marinara coming to piss in ya gravy
the US Air Force is unconstitutional20 июн., 16:27See you joke about this but Joe Pizza is real. prospect.org/2020/04/10/d...Did Joe Pizza Tell Trump About Hydroxychloroquine? - The American ProspectMr. Pizza, whose wife was serenaded by Trump at Mar-a-Lago, is a hydroxychloroquine dealer.prospect.org
Steve Portigal20 июн., 05:09How Dare: Man in Blue SweaterALT: How Dare: Man in Blue Sweaterstatic.klipy.com
Darla20 июн., 05:36Why do all of Trump's close associates look like they're actually Count Olaf in a variety of disguises?
Fasten your seat belts...20 июн., 07:53Will Ferrell plays Matthew Calamari in Trump biopic. No audition required,
Maggie Westrum20 июн., 04:11Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap MemeALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Memestatic.klipy.com
Domainophile20 июн., 04:12His hair looks like calamari. More like linguini, but I can't have everything.
SecularAZ20 июн., 04:13Arrested Development - Lucille Bluth ExcitedAlt: Arrested Development - Lucille Bluth Excited to see Gene Parmesanstatic.klipy.com
AnDrEw20 июн., 05:05I feel like there’s a Car Talk list of Trump’s associates/orbit types waiting to be announced. Trump’s Vegas Problem Solver, Barry D. Boddy Trump’s Personal Chef, Hamon Chedder Trump’s Tax Managers, Fetch & Burnham Trump’s Cardiologist, Dr. Ho Magod
SoylentCola™20 июн., 05:52Yeah, if they didn't already have Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe on retainer, you know they'd be in there somewhere.
Mike Puterbaugh20 июн., 04:51This is Jason Suideikis in a 30 Rock parody of Tom Selleck in Blue Bloods
𝐜:\𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐈𝐭𝐎𝐟𝐟&𝐎𝐧?20 июн., 12:45Ah. Is that why he brought Maduro over? Give him a new gig? Lol
Hellaholla 🇺🇦20 июн., 09:16One of Ben Stiller’s most hilarious cameos. When he got clocked by the fire extinguisher I- 🤣
windu pez20 июн., 04:51I regret to admit that I want to see Paul F Tompkins put on a fat suit to play this guy in the movie about all this later. He looks like he talks like cake boss.
Turing Pest20 июн., 04:21That’s mainly what motivates Donny Dotard - that they “look the part” (“the parts” are all premised on characters in the shitty movies & tv he watched in the 1980’s)
barrybarnes20 июн., 06:13"Send over everyone that looks like they definitely understand how a kickback works"
djb196820 июн., 06:12Mike Ditka's 'Oh Shit!' ReactionALT: Mike Ditka's 'Oh Shit!' Reactionstatic.klipy.com
