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Crashing planes with John McCain in heaven now

Your cat is broken. Mine would have left me with a bloody stump

Man I just hope nothing interrupts the supply of medication during wartime

Let me just call up big balls and see where those refund checks got to

My X Money became ex-money

What if I replace my medication with methamphetamine

Would be a shame if people boosted xmoney.com in the replies

He wouldn't dare.

Independent is just someone whos embarrassed about voting for trump

Methanex want it and he works for donors not voters

My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are

David lies while wearing his act party hat.

If grandmother had wheels, would have been bicycle.

People need to remember past performance when setting future expectations. Also half the news is written by AI so dont trust the disinformation bots

Pick up the can, citizen

Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations

Sounds like someone is using public funds to do some prospecting for private companies

Ethnicity is more important than meritocracy to these clowns

Well that was worth a few polar bears