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Cannot believe the all-star game umps got bodycams before ICE did

Oh I got a hard question for Claude alright

I do not care about the red card or the polygon-laden ball

#rhori finale with 2 servings of sake >>>>>>

My eyes, rolling out of my head at the speed of light:

Indiana Jones: Rolling Boulder EscapeAlt: Indiana Jones running away from a bigass boulderstatic.klipy.com

Hong Kong and China gotta stop feeding me some of the best food I've ever had in my life. It's too good. It's too much. I need more.

Feels good 2 know no matter how hot it is outside my wedding ring can still come off without the jaws of life #winning #hydration

Tfw the hotel room phone rings and your soul leaves your body like sadako herself came to claim you

Fuck Platner

Hong Kong McDonald's whaddupppp

Y'all booing my boy Elly lol Cleveland Guardians ain't shit

Nervous laughers in horror audiences should head straight for the urn

Picked the wrong 2 hours to put my phone face-down

Still refusing to find out what mogging is

Somebody tell him about the white sox pope hat please

*high school musical voice* we're voting for Tom Steyer

There better be blood physics in gta vi or I want a refund

Fuck yeah venezuela 🇻🇪

Im gonna eat every single one i find so I can take em out of circulation