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“But his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space” is pretty much what happens to me at every job.

“Collect scrap metal? Rationing?? Victory gardens??? BUY BONDS WHERE YOU WORK OR BANK??? Don’t tell ME what to do, FDR!!!”

The thing about Reddit is; I say whatever I want because I don’t care about getting kicked out of a sub.

I’d wear shorts but I have garbage legs.

Dr. writes RX. Go to pharmacy. They say it needs to be electronic. Go back to Dr. office. They say it has to be paper but they’ll try electronic but give me paper if electronic doesn’t work. I am the first human in history to have a prescription written for them.

Pretty excited to try some sugar-free Oreos.

I’ve had my Nissan for over a year and I don’t think I’ve filled it up once. Like Shaq says, if you only put $20 in, you’ve only spent $20!