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jhorny (being horny in jeans)

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sounds like a Swedish herbal preparation

Ответ для gamera obscura

being horny in jeans? oh I’m sure that’s exactly how they prep herbs over there, totally.

Ответ для gamera obscura

or a Swedish Journey cover band

Ответ для alexis simpson

Åny way you want it

Jortin it

Dear Dr. Ruth. My GF says she is jhorny. Does the jhorny magically disappear when the jeans come off? What if they’re only pulled down? Is it percentage-based, like the jeans are a slider on a programs gui interface? Jeans around the knees means 50 percent horny? Sincerely, Confused in CA

i have never been able to put this feeling into words before

Is this about racoons?

Ответ для aric

it is now

I guess that makes me shorny (being horny in shorts)

Ответ для surfrich3

Not to be confused with Shorney (being horny while freshly shaved)

Ответ для John Cutting

‘Cause every girl crazy ‘bout a well-shorn man zz top

i thought it was horny for jeans. thank you for correcting me

Ответ для raindro 🌈

why not both? language evolves!

Ответ для alexis simpson

horny for jeans IN jeans

Ответ для key

jhorny sqaured

Ответ для alexis simpson

there’s a word for this in Italian “digiorno”

Ответ для smillz

great now i’m horny for two things AND hungry

Ответ для smillz

oh so *that's* why they got so upset when i kept shouting this at the Olive Garden

Ответ для alexis simpson

that’s jodhpurs

That Neil Diamond hit song "Jhorny in blue jeans"

jungry

a canadian tuxedo must be like foreplay

My Pornhub search just glitched... Thanks a lot

that’s just wearing jeans

hornim (horny in denim)

Ответ для Joshua Erlich

love that bob dylan album