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Wish you could still smoke guns on planes

It's for crab boils. Boils on crabs.

Just goes to prove my theory that good things can't happen to me without bad things following

Eat a dick you AI fuck

shit day

This is Tiivia Aivderzom. She has all sorts of guts!

THIS is the post that'll bring Hegseth down, I'm sure!

I passed my driver's test by one point (71 back in the day). And the guy riding along was so pissed I had passed.

Gonna make another method of temperature measurement for me and my friends. Thank goodness it only got up to 4,312 Pecklicans today.

You shouldn't be asking AI to be your wife. You should be asking AI to build you a human wife.

You wouldn't know if I'm controlling your mind because I'm controlling your mind to not know I'm controlling your mind. There's about all I can do so far.

Seen this several times with the kids. Wonderful television.

We need Clippy back.

If I was too stupid the first time I saw "The Talented Mr. Ripley," should I try again now that I have better brain?

I will never remember my blood type. Or Spanish.

Yeah, I'll do that to a person.

Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw. When you pick a pear, try to use the claw. But you don't need to use the claw when you pick a pair of the big pawpaw. Have I given you a clue?