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listen, when a compelling visual presence like this is on the market at the trade deadline, you have to get him

guten tag! are your knights ready for the blitzkrieg?

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.

my thread with Adam trying to find a time that works is pitiful lol

people, ironically in this case, really struggle with the english language

the revolution cannot come fast enough

y’all, all I want is to go see the odyssey and finding four uninterrupted hours of not working has been literally impossible

X Money: The Official Currency of Family Court

NEW: I wrote for MSNBC about how Madison Square Garden turning off their facial recognition cameras for Taylor Swift is a perfect encapsulation of our dystopian present: where the wealthy can use surveillance to consolidate power, and the rest of us live in a privately owned panopticon.

me trying to get pictures to explain my taste in men to someone but not wanting to just google something generic like 'large guys' so i google 'husky gentlemen' and well. i don't know what i expected

lol and even lmao

you’ll be shocked to learn that it’s not worth fixing finding out

SPAWN 2: MEAN TESTED

clearly the solution is that she needs to see it in 4DX

yeah, he’s not literally the guy who did this but he’s very much part of their clique and a current colleague of theirs

pictured without his hot dog costume

lol, RIP this place

what the fuck are you talking about