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A good Question, more the merrier is always better 😬

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Absolute gold sir! So, thank you! 🙌💯🥳

My heart is full of love for humanity. Well, not you specifically. Sorry, I ran out just before you got here.

JOURNALIST: when will it be safe to eat lettuce again TRUMP: I don't know RABBIT WHO IS ALSO PRESENT: what the fuck do you mean you don't know

barely scratching the surface of the stack of tweet drawings, but here's another from the archive, this one based on a tweet by @unfitz.bsky.social - this made me remember when I used to draw animated characters kicking and punching each other in Animation Works in 7th grade just because I could

What's your favorite G-rated post? Something old or new, with no swears, violence, or innuendo, something the entire family can enjoy.

I miss the old days when people would just cough once then quietly pass away

It's a purely biological instinct to stare at anything and wonder if it would be fun to maybe kiss around with it a little, but also we have other needs, like are heart throb magazine walls a species worth keeping

Warning: looking directly at our carpet may cause nausea.

Melville spends 15 pages on classifying whales and then 12 on the origin of the limerick

I murdered the dancefloor and felt no remorse.

Then I'll get in the box the coffin comes in 🏆👑 Congratulations @johnlyon.bsky.social from @sonictyrant.bsky.social

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Serious putty

Nobody wants to talk about the new burgeoning pandemic (men with mustaches)

The cat, caught playing with the appliances again

*brings a cute puppy to a glory hole* is this anything?