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Me in an Italian restaurant. Waiter: would you like a dessert? Me: yeah I’d like one of those ice creams that’s served with an espresso but I can’t remember what it’s called. Waiter: affogato Me: you’ve forgotten as well? Oh well I’ll just leave it then.

when you wish upon a star the universe is using your wishes as shitposts

The sort of love that costs a lot, then you wonder what you really bought

how many fuck arounds does it take to find out

I get mad and tell my mom she likes my brother better than me. She softly says, "Baby, you don't have a brother.". Then I feel better.

I don’t really get what you’re going for, but I sure am enjoying the spectacle.

All because they thought money was real.

Sorry, can't. Still ugly crying from Negan saying to Maggie: "I don't think I've ever seen you smile. It suits you."

I might be a late adopter but I am on the front lines of rejecting shit.

There's your traditional successes, then there's putting dinner in the crockpot first thing in the morning.

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday from Huxley! 🐶🩷

Drawing I did for OctoBear Sharing again for #ArtRepostJuly #animal

I can see from your new veneers that he does good work, but what of the quality of the fish tank in the waiting room?

rats are not commonly found on submarines, and other factoids

Me with my Bluesky mutuals.

It’s harm day at the gym

Playing along to the sound of your heart with my didgeridoo.

"There's an empty space inside my heart Where the weeds take root So now I'Il set you free I'II set you free..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=HgMA...

Baby turk alert 🚨

"Ooh, baby, when you cry Your face is momentary You hide your looks behind these scars In hybrid moments Give me a moment..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=wpuH...