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I walk in the door, and my cat drops the needle on Janis Joplin’s Piece of My Heart before hissing and running under the couch

I wish all passive aggressive people a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺.

Wibble wobble, wibble wobble 😂

😂💙

Fuck you, my heart will go on ~ Rage Against The Celine

The whole world can't stop talking about my irrelevance

The off switch of a heart.. Yes, I seem to be missing that #brokenpoet

Working away and the company put me up in quite a nice place called Slaley Hall. Asked the receptionist where the “dinner hall” was, instead of saying the “restaurant”, like I’m still in a list D school. 😂 53 years old and still fucking institutionalised.

You must’ve had a few ups and downs in that job Tusk.

My first job was elevator phone answerer and most people get stuck because they just want someone to talk to, to tell them it's okay to go up through the trapdoor

I had a dream about a cave full of cats and so I'm thinking we just do that?

Feeling a vague, persistent heartbreak all the time now.

A trekkie themed cafe called Bean Me Up Biscotti

I bet it feels exhilarating to be taken out by an asteroid.

How Larry the cat, greets all new Prime Ministers.

searching for humanity in people’s eyes today in a government run building that is designed to make us hate each other as a treat

Sharing again for #ArtRepostJuly #surreal #digitalcollage #photography #painting #acrylic

How I greet my colleagues:

mfrs who can't manage to drag their arses in and do their five days a week are always the first ones who nEeD tO pUt In FoR a DaY oFf