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Recently a family member told me he didn’t “get” my crush on John Leguizamo and I don’t know why I didn’t just show him this photo

In a perfect world, cigarettes would be chock full o' multivitamins

I never know what’s trending here or anywhere else for that matter so my apologies if this is already part of the zeitgeist, but I saw the Odyssey on Saturday and I’M STILL DEAF

so i’m just supposed to close my eyes and let my body rest and repair itself while my mind goes on a journey? would you listen to yourself, that’s insane.

kids, i have something exciting to tell you. I just financed a cybertruck through x the everything app. also your mom left

Blanche would've been a powerful poster

When I was getting divorced, my ex was not very nice to me (understatement of the century, divorce dragged on for two years); so every now and then, when he least expected it, I would tell him that I loved him 😌 💣💥 apparently some men have difficulty regulating their emotions

some of the most fun you can have is calmly telling an angry man "Wow, you seem really emotional right now" lmao

I transferred all my savings into a Bluesky Money account but now I can’t seem to log in, is anyone else having the same problem?

Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:

I knooooow. Yikes.

why am i so ti—

The details of that particular recall are kind of sketchy. No illnesses reported so far and the bacon is from Canada. I don’t even like that we have to ask the question, but: is this a legit recall? Are food recalls going to become political? I hate 2026. Not a fan

I thought this was going to be another classic Katt Uranus kinda post but nope 😩

OH. COME. ON.

LOS ANGELES—In an effort to support his children as they attempted to distance themselves from their difficult upbringing, actor Brad Pitt announced on Monday that he was dropping his surname in solidarity with his family.

Your annual reminder that the Packers’ CEO is named ED POLICY which sounds like a fake adult name a child made up