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I'm beginning to think you're not really a superhero.

Hey, i gave it a shot! 😅

Look, something came up, i'll get back to it asap

Any time now...

In a perfect world, cigarettes would be chock full o' multivitamins

Maybe it's a matter of taste and sensibilities but i prefer my diarrhea to be subtle and refined

I'm kind of in the middle something

This was an hour ago

Compliment accepted! 'preesh

Ah, shit i knew i was forgetting something

Accurate

His baby:

😃

Fine, i'll go and save the world just gimme a goddamned minute

I just heard a song on tv referred to as "dick salt" and now that's all I can think about.

This dystopian future is brought to you by weedy, anti-social little shits, who couldn't get a date, and who are now trying to replace us all with robots, because a robot can't/won't say no.

-what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism? -Do It Again? -what’s that Steely Dan song about recidivism?

Garbage partisans.

Don’t feel too bad for worms cuz remember one day they’re going to eat you.

Spent twenty minutes using two fingers to try and zoom in on a paper map posted on a bike trail, giving the six people in line behind me time to get the authorities on the scene.