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I'll clearly go a long way to make a French bread joke, I don't care how much of a pain it is.

Babysat for friends today and their kid has Duplo baguettes! Do you think that would be as much of a pain to walk on as Legos?

Very glad that on accident we booked a family trip to P.R. starting August 4th, Michigan primary day so I won’t just be watching returns come in. We’ve early voted and now on Tuesday my biggest concerns will be getting from the San Juan airport to our first hotel and what my first cocktail will be.

Setting aside that this image looks like it’s from a “The Mysteries of Harris Burdick” edition for elder millennials, we never had a Volvo but growing up I remember looking at cars like this and thinking “that’s the perfect car, the ne plus ultra of luxury.”

This is so racist, El-Sayed and Stevens were born in the same Michigan town, Rochester Hills, roughly a year apart. I guess the Wall Street Journal thinks only white people can be Michiganders? What is this “only white peoples are citizens” Dred Scott era logic???

Thinking of this as Duolingo has taken to telling me that multiple friends this week like that I’ve “corrected 855 mistakes this year.” Love an app that puts my mistakes on blast, that filthy little winged gossip.

Had to sit down and write out a family tree (more like family knot) for John C. Calhoun to try and make sense of this before I request documents about two separate poisoning attempts made against his wife, Floride Colhoun Calhoun.

Maybe it’s a good thing these antlers were on the other side of a fence cause they would have been awkward to hold while jogging the remaining 1.5 miles home. Also saw a deer nearby, because I chose the route that avoids the wild turkeys, Detroit is a sylvan safari this time of year.

I thought Spirit airlines went out of business... Watching the video sound off to try to determine what airline she's on, I *think* American?

Coming Summer 2027, find out who took the plums from the freezer…

Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:

It's called "The Michigan Autoworker's Hello": www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

Ford worker suspended after calling Trump ‘pedophile protector’ during plant visit in DearbornA Ford worker was suspended after calling President Donald Trump a “pedophile protector” during his visit to a plant in Dearborn this week, which resulted in the president flipping him off.www.clickondetroit.com

The way this feels like it can be cut and pasted almost verbatim into impending reviews for "One Night Only," the movie where single people are only allowed to have sex once a year so the two unwed leads spend the film chatting over bad pizza.

This is genuinely how I remember my blood type, a fact I think I *should* know but am somehow never ever asked about.

I was born to be an overachiever, my blood type is A+.

Ironic, because “he’s gone to the fancy farm picnic” sounds like a euphemism for someone being dead.