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Dead people are usually never cleared for anything, let alone picnics.

You can't rehab rigor mortis.

Has he not bought the Fancy Farm?

Weekend at Mitch's

There is no independent confirmation of ANYTHING in this “article.”

Rehab for what?

Y not just skip politics all together and focus on your health? Guess some public servants aren't willing to pass the baton 4 the greater good. They'd rather hold on to the power they don't want to give up! This is not serving the people, it's serving yourself!

The embalming center is not rehab…

Mitch at last year’s picnic.

What tf are you talking about?

F**kin' liars til the end since nothing ever happens to them.

Why post lies? The fucker is braindead.

not medically cleared because he’s dead

He’s fucking dead!

yeah , he's skipping the picnic alright

Lies. He's dead.

OK, now we're getting somewhere. What's the name of the rehab facility so that the press can determine whether, in fact, McConnell is there and whether he's alive or dead?

Fucker's dead. He's SO dead.

Is he going to be too busy hanging out with Lindsey Graham and Hulk Hogan?

Rehab...

Instead of practicing real journalism - PolitiCON is pushing the gQp's McConnell ruse 🤦‍♀️

They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said, "No, no, no"

C'mon, admit it. He's on ice until it is too late to appoint a replacement.

The man is dead & stinky. Call a special election already.

My poly market dead pool “trade” is for August 3rd. Also investigative journalism is dead. Unfortunately I can’t cash in on the death of investigative journalism but thanks to the downfall of society I can cash in on the day Mitch McConnell is finally officially dead.

What a bunch if BS. As a news organization, you #FAIL

Rehab is an interesting way to spell hospice care and/or on life support.

He's dead and this is massive fraud.

Corpses usually aren't hungry

They’ll throw him in the dumpster behind the hospital after the deadline passes.

Lucky guy!

he ded

Prove he is actually alive

Not falling for it where's the mole, why is he smiling cuz he doesn't smile, and why does he look decades younger?

It's hard to go to a fancy picnic when you're on eternity leave.

You spelled morgue wrong

Wait .. We’re reporting MAGA’s McConnell is alive fraud?

Either he is dead and they are hiding it, or more likely, he is being kept alive with machines. The perfect symbol of the entire administration.

Is rehab the new name for the morgue?

You’re just playing along, right?

Rehabbing

You state it as if it's a fact, how do you know McConnell is in rehab?

Why do you take the PR team’s newest press release at face value? That’s not journalism, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

He should be replaced. There is absolutely no proof of life. The AI slop isn't cutting it.

So, when it's eventually revealed that he's been dead/incapacitated all this time and representatives lied in order to pervert the course of elections will there be any legal repercussions?

As a senator, he just has to talk. Why does he need to be medically cleared to talk after a fall? F'n bullshit.

You all should check out Mitch’s whereabouts with the same skeptic bile you used to hound President Biden.

It’s great to live in a country in which everyone enjoys infinite medical leave and great health insurance coverage. I tend not to be knee-jerk anti-establishment, but these folks are so out of touch with the reality of most Americans.

when you quote him as "saying" a thing -- explain. Did he speak it to you?

It's hard to make social events when one is dead.

He must really be in dire straits if he’s missing the Fancy Farm picnic.

bsky.app/profile/piyu...

Hello? Could we have some journalistic integrity here? Neither the BSky post nor headline are proven facts, but instead are based on dubious statements that need proper investigation

I bet it’s hard for someone on life support to go to a picnic and try to like like the picture of health

I believe this is a sure Jan moment. Don’t believe it for half a second.

Sure! Tell me another one 😜

"Politico"

How do you rehab dead?

So is Andy Beshear gonna do anything or just sit there like a country club democrat and do nothing? @govandybeshear.bsky.social are you gonna ask for proof of life? I mean it’s kind of your job to do that. Or are you just gonna sit there and count your golf clubs and your stock portfolio?

All those perpetuating the fraud that he’s alive are committing federal crimes.

Politico now reports horsetrump as if it were true. For how long have they been doing that?

Fancy Farm sounds like the place where, according to my dad when I was young, our dead dog went.

Was that really that hard to just give the world an update?

Heard he was back to killing puppies for shits and giggles

He's dead.

He’s also skipping Lindsey Graham’s funeral.

Rehab would insinuate alert and conscious (and not hospice). I'd imagine if he can call Thune, he can host a zoom call with constituents. The man is dead. Call a special election. If he's alive, he'll protest. @govandybeshear.bsky.social

I wanted to go to the picnic, but I’m dead

McConnell will stay in his coffin as he gets smelly in the daylight.

He remains dead and will miss the Fancy Farm picnic

Is this a real headline? Fancy Farm what?

Laughing, I thought it said to remain in Lab...

The Good Lord works in mysterious ways.

I want to see him working out in a set of Spanx otherwise I won't believe it.