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Imagine that you only get laid once in life but in order to do that, you have to swim an unbelievable distance UP river and that same river is guarded by a WALL OF DEATH and even if you survive all that, you'll still DIE after getting laid because the act itself is fatal. It's gotta be amazing.

Hank Hill did more for his wife going through menopause than most real men will ever bother to learn about. This is how we can tell that King of the Hill is a FICTIONAL show.

Watched the first episode of Caped Crusader season 2...and Hugo Strange sounded a little too familiar and YES...it IS.

Oh it's coming, fat boy. The only way this will actually end is when you're blubbering and crying on TV as the world watches in horror as you're beaten to a stain on the pavement.

I get the feeling a lot of people don't know the difference between impeachment and convicted. Which isn't surprising since those same people don't know the difference between their and there.

It's a very cute look.

It looks like the Wreck-It Ralph content for Dreamlight Valley is also bringing the aesthetic of glorious San Fransokyo to the valley. It always blew my mind that Big Hero 6 never got a 2nd movie. Especially since Fred buying Litwak arcade sounds like the beginning of a plot for both franchises.

The upcoming Adult Swim special is giving me mad Adult Swim Bashington's New Years special vibes. That was the best New Years ever. ...Only now we don't have George to rant about being cancelled...and now I'm sad because I remember he's gone now. This Anniversary special is gonna make me cry.

ICE has ignored over 1,000 court orders but our politicians keep "Demanding" reform and body cameras, and how many fucking pokes in the eye do you need to feel before you realize your methods ain't workin'?

I never owned an N64 growing up. So Super Mario Sunshine became the first 3D Mario game I ever beat. As such, despite its....rage inducing flaws, I still love it very much.

Saw quail in the wild for the first time in a very long, long, long time. It is so goddamn funny how fast their feet move, they look like a broken NPC frozen in a pose but still zoomin about.

The only things I want to see the Switch Online emulators release.

Marking everyone with the name "Trump". The word Trump is the Mark. You can't convince me at this point this mfer isn't the AntiChrist...or at very least he's unbelievably close to being it.

"farts" yeah...sure. Cuz that is not the face of a man thinking "Did this guy just shit himself?" Because Trump does that. Farts...why the fuck would you softball an insult at a child raping nazi?

They say US could have averted 40% of Covid deaths and blame Trump policies. Policies are start but in the end it was people who made the conscious decision to follow those policies So the next time you see an anti-vaxxer about to open their mouth; slap them. They caused 400k deaths.

Oh so many reasons to hate the rich.

pizza delivery gal just told me I was one of their best customers. Hell yeah, that made my day. Pizza loves me back!

Trump smiles at the WHCD as his threats against the media are spoken outloud. He smiles because you're not gonna vote him out. He's rigged the system and you're stupid enough to play along. He smiles on live TV, because he knows you people won't do the one thing that would actually save us all.

Buy the goddamn game already! What are you waiting for? It's a great game! It's a great story! It's a great time! Quit duckin' around and BUY IT!

Someone shouted Pedophile protector at Trump and I'm just wondering....where's your courage? 1) pedophile protector can't possibly be worse than an actual pedophile, which Trump is. 2) He's also a child raping nazi....which is what you SHOULD yell at him. This was just....like why bother?