⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒korpisworld30 июл., 20:15My dog is so clumsy that every time I walk toward her, she falls over onto her back. I think she’s trying to tell me something.
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒It's Abby. Yep30 июл., 19:23Breakthrough: I finally realized my core wound with my sister is that she refuses to acknowledge how fucking hilarious I am
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Truman Chipotle30 июл., 16:19"They're not just puns, Darlene! This is my life!"
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Marc30 июл., 16:00Checks WebMD for "tingling in the feet" --- WebMD: Get off your ass, your foot fell asleep.
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Bar Mageddon30 июл., 17:07"$24 billion hedge fund run by 25-year-old AI enthusiast is doing pretty bad actually" oh is it
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Skip, the Online Raccoon30 июл., 04:18islamophobia is stored in the camel toe
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙29 июл., 18:29anyway, just sold my first feet photos if you want to know how being a single mom in this economy is going
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒king aaron, lord and protector of bluesky30 июл., 17:02back when i was a kid, a wife could cut off her husband’s penis and then throw it out of her car window and then all the cops got to search for it like game
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Faith—30 июл., 12:40Whoever "let the cat out of the bag" clearly doesn't know how hard it is to get a cat into a bag in the first place.
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Uffdafuckingda29 июл., 23:47Don’t be so hard on yourself, no one really thought you’d be good at that anyway.
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒"Stumpus Well"30 июл., 05:48Excuse me, stranger. My dog would like to smell your breath
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒los 🦦30 июл., 04:09Financial Status: Washing my car with the gas station squeegee
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒key27 июл., 20:16“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn on the captions so i can hear my tv
⟳ Репост от Lizzlepants 🐒Just Call Me Amanda🐈⬛🐈⬛30 июл., 08:56Summertime seems like the ideal time to dance naked around a bonfire while cursing the ancestors of idiots, but...damn...the mosquitos, yo.
