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Wow. Just wow.

So mad that someone who wrote “if someone gets poisned what does it go down on the death certificate as,” was also able to publish a children’s book.

This is a problem because I now also really want to Google "luxury prisons for the rich America", but if someone I know gets murdered after, it's going to look real dodgy.

Let’s reboot Poirot as a 5 min Tik Tok videos where he just does a quick search history check for laudanum and/or strychnine

As someone who is writing about the history of poison I constantly wish for the well being of all my associates cause my search history is so bad it sometimes just advises me to call poison control.

I found the luxury prisons one the most interesting, because the defense dipped its toes in the water on this but never followed through: This might have been a legit search caused by one of the Real Housewives of SLC going to prison.

Complete with fat thumb full stops 🥰🥰🥰

Newbs will focus on “what is a lethal.dose.of.fetanayl” but true heads know “luxury prisons for the rich America” is the real showstopper here. She was playing both sides of the street. Thinking ahead. She was willing to go to prison for this as long as it had a tennis court.

Everyone knows you do your shady search at an underfunded library not local to you with an incognito browser

Apple fixed the full stop issue but she’ll never know. What a waste.

Poisned

Back in my day, if you wanted to do an incriminating web search you went to the library and used a public terminal. Criminals these days have gotten so lazy.

She should have written a children’s book about murder. Then she could have explained away all the searches as research!

Between her searches and her texting her dealer if she had anything stronger the first time she tried to poison Eric and it failed there was no way she was going to be found innocent.

See, a smart murderer would pepper in a few "what to do if police think you poisoned someone even though you definitely didn't" searches to throw them off the scent.

Better criminals know to use a TOR browser.

I’m no expert, but I believe this could have been avoided with a little forethought.

[deletes cookies]

Amazing

Can a woman not have a hobby etc etc

Anyone half competent could have at least built in some plausible deniability by searching the inverse of what they wanted. Like "safe dose of Fentanyl" instead of lethal dose

It’s nice to see someone else also hits the freaking period key when going for the spacebar constantly. Between the period and the n my texting is a mess.

Do people not know about Incognito mode?

The difference now is the search engine will be talking back to you, encouraging you that you're on the right track and killing them will be easy. Yay modern tech!

lol "Computer, enhance" but legit