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Heads up: Taylor Farms lettuce is sold under these brand names: Marketside (sold at Walmart) Earthbound Farm (owned by Taylor Farms) Cross Valley Farms (owned by US Foods) Private labels for Target, Whole Foods (365), and Amazon Fresh. AVOID ALL OF THEM

I'm so used to going through a mental checklist of everything that needs to be turned off, restocked, locked up, or cleaned before I'm able to leave that being able to just say bye to everybody and walk out the door feels illegal.

Getting moved from the closing shift to an earlier shift is fucking me up like I legit panicked for a moment because I realized I didn't turn off the music before leaving work.

Idk what annoys me more, the fact that I have to deal with little lady beard hairs on my chin, or the fact that some of those lady beard hairs are starting to turn white.

Congratulations Spain! You now have 24 hours where you can post Spanish flag emojis without looking like a fascist!

So excited that Spain won!

I once saw someone propose a concept for a flag to represent humanity that was designed to look like one of those cave paintings where a person held their hand to a wall and sprayed paint around it to leave an impression of their hand and I am genuinely so in love with the whole concept.

Obviously I wouldn't actually do something like that because it's fucking psychopathic but damn being able to half my bills would be nice.

On one hand I know I could look for a roommate or a room to rent instead of a full apartment but also I wanna be allowed to decorate everything how I like it instead of trying to keep common areas Neutral so the people I'm living with don't feel unwelcome.

Debating looking for a romantic partner not for any companionship reasons but because if I can split the rent between two people I could have more options while looking for apartments.

I'm proud of you!

Also he smelled Not Great. Not like B.O or anything but just really off.

A famous Spanish youtuber has been staying at my work for a few days and today he was acting so erratic at the bar that my boss actually cut him off. Didn't actually convince him to leave though, he just got his fans to buy beer for him.

Haaland disembarking his plane from the U.S with a taxidermied raccoon is the first thing in a long time that has made me feel proud to be American.

Honestly bummed out that England beat Norway

Wait what's the name of this song these lyrics are incredible

I still don't understand the Sinners fandom's lustful obsession with Remmick like you have TWO WHOLE MICHAEL B JORDANS and you decided you wanted THAT?!?!?!??!

Spongebob-Core

Literally anytime important information that could save people's lives that the public needs to be aware of that gets set behind a paywall or a website you need an account to access, the chucklefuck in charge of making that decision should be charged with murder.

It's been years but it still enrages me Every time a news website posted important COVID-19 safety information behind a paywall, the editor in charge of deciding to set that up needed to be drawn and quartered in the town square.