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Fantastic film.

Given how much he has been thrown in, thrown out, moved around, change of player type - it's great to see Josh de Caires having a decent run in the one day game #Middx #Cricket

As we come to the end of Week 7,893 of "He's not been true to the made up shit", you wonder when it will ever end? Yes, I am talking about my life as a Delivery Manager.

Granola CEO: You see, people believe it is healthy, because it's just seeds and nuts. But look at the fat content. The sugars. Yet still they buy it.

For years, the little suburban T junction near where I live, had one perfectly decent coffee shop. Then another opened a respectful distance away. Down the road one closed, and was replaced by a cafe offering a home to cycling fans. Walking the dog today I see three more have recently opened 1/

We now live in a time where you can't even draw a Pre-Season Friendly.

Dishoom is about to open in Leeds. My instagram is going to be awash with people eating fucking naan bacon sandwiches. Who never post from Prashad, Tharavadu or Manjits. Three local legends. It was the same when Blank Street opened. Support your indies and do it today.

A reminder that if you share a righthouse link for shits and giggles, you also have to post an image of your living room as a cross-comparison.

Conclusion. The Chelsea owners hate Chelsea.

Andy Burnham should ban people who want to know what you are doing for New Years Eve

I have this book. I recommend this book.

Stop fucking moaning. A sandcastle competition is going to be a lighthearted, Saturday night piece of tosh. In the same way trying to fit your body through a wall, or getting gunked was. Not everything needs pearls to be clutched.

No idea why it popped into my head, but because it has... The Big Bad Barry episode of Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom, is some of the greatest TV these isles have ever produced.

Hello Peeps. Three skewers, two of pork and one of lamb, over a Cypriot BBQ

Three years off the sauce

There are about 30 crows in the park. This is just a small selection of them. Is this... The reckoning?

Can someone please explain what is going on with Middlesex in the Royal London Cup. Is it simply the fact that no Middlesex players are in the Hundred and we're playing second XI county sides?

Might come out of retirement and play bowls again in 2027

What we're really nostalgic for is "the quiet periods". Everything is constant. New initiatives, everywhere, all at once. Just keep banging the drums and flogging those pesky oars folk. Pandemic started it. No slow down phases. Just 24/7, 365 get-shit-done.

Prog Rock Proms? We have strayed so far, the light of the lord is but a speck. A speck on the horizon.