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Phew

This is a problem because I now also really want to Google "luxury prisons for the rich America", but if someone I know gets murdered after, it's going to look real dodgy.

When you think about it, the layout of the Saw bathroom makes no sense as an actual bathroom.

Swim and bbq with the boys (and the unicorn)

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If you make me take my phone out at the store to buy toothpaste I am going use it to buy toothpaste online

If there's anything I've learned from movies, it's that people who say the apocalypse ISN'T coming are usually right and don't suffer any kind of ironic retribution later.

If only there was some kind of story that told us what happened to Ebenezer Scrooge in his past...

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

Sometimes you just see an opportunity

Is a round naan sufficiently similar to a heavy frisbee? Discus.

My toxic trait is seeing a 2-factor authentication code and thinking to myself "Well obviously I could have guessed that!"

Content creator. But not like that. Or that.

How about we have an AI data centre ban instead?

Was in the shops earlier and the sign over one of the aisles said: MADE WITHOUT SOUP But then that aisle contained soup! The implications are concerning!

Since everyone is talking about Doomsday today for some reason.

Ed... It might be you. Shabana... It might be you. Rachel... It's not you.