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Jamison Foser

if there's one thing America's television viewing audience has been craving it's more Ross Douthat

Oliver Darcy

Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.

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patrickford

Just looking in hopes he is dead. BTW. The name is Ross Douchehat.

Betty Perry-Fingal

Thanks for the warning.

La Contessa

🤣🤣🤣🤣

driftglass

From Stone Mountain of Georgia, to Lookout Mountain of Tennessee, and from every hill and molehill of Mississippi... you can hear the people cry, "Give us more Douthat!"

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Frederick Winslow Homer

"From the Golden Gate to the rocky coast of Maine..."

Degenerative AI

💤

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hopefully they pair him up with Shrek

Sharon ❌👑

😂

Alex G. Howard

It's very funny that Bari Weiss, of all people, doesn't understand that "working at the NYT and having access to their audience" is not the same as "has an audience."

VictoriousYankee

From one benighted, whorish, for profit, bothsidist, whataboutist, pro-russian, corporate, propaganda outlet, to another one. This is the very definition of a lateral move.

VictoriousYankee

That “man” is repugnant!

Trubbagirl

Another reason not to watch.

Dinosaur Bob

Can’t wait for the new epic fantasy segments!

aruss updates

Folks, you’re gonna wanna read the screenshot of Douthat’s writing in this thread. I encourage you not to do that. I liked the world better when I had not experienced reading that excerpt.

aruss updates

The man has a face made for carrier pigeon.

RubinRubin 🌈

Who wouldn’t want to gaze at this in close up

russell frost

Hilariously bad idea. So very weiss.

profpolisci

I imagine that he'll get the Andy Rooney time on the show. Maybe devoted to answering viewer mail? "Well, let's see what's in my Douth-bag this week..."

Texas Krusty

His tv presence and personality have been called riveting and engaging by critics like his mother.

ZB

60 min may exceed the necessary--even with commercials

Alan Richardson

The cowbell of political news

Rubber Duck Canuk

He has a face for radio as the saying goes

Mary Huntimer

They’ll get 10s of viewers, how exciting!

beckyb0324

Who?

Jamison Foser

Q: how do we increase our viewership, particularly among the coveted 18-35 demo? A:

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R

Peak male performance!

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John Adler

Douthat is interesting in that he is 46 but looks like he is somehow 12 and 63 at the same time

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Dell R. "Dell" Adams

That's how he writes—and has for decades

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Michael Clark

That's what the demon rum will do to you.

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Jamison Foser

"Today's audiences think 60 Minutes is out of touch. I know just the man to show them we understand their concerns"

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Jamison Foser

I never noticed this before but Ross Douthat looks like the "after" photo in a PSA about the dangers of online gambling

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Jamison Foser

this is an actual paragraph -- I swear I am not making this up -- from Ross Douthat's 2005 book "Privilege." After Douthat published this, the New York Times hired him. www.wonkette.com/p/misogynist...

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Thos.

Thanks, I was hoping I might puke today

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BK

That poor woman

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Meredith Shiner

Jamison I liked my life better before I read that screenshot

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Jamison Foser

me too (and I read it 20 years ago)

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stratocaster

60 Mai Tais

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Caryn Rose

i too never needed to know this existed

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Laura (Jimothy Fan Account)

how is this excerpt not grounds for banishment to an underground cave

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Jamison Foser

I must emphasize that writing like this helped Douthat get hired as the youngest full time columnist at the New York Times prior to his 30th birthday

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Greg Greene (he/him/his)

Said this about one of Douthat's colleagues, but it's true for him too:

Greg Greene (he/him/his)

What’s ironic is that Bret Stephens, whatever he tells himself, earned little of the success he has. Bret is a poster child for how the most pervasive brand of affirmative action in U.S. discourse is quota hiring for middle-wit conservatives.

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Jamison Foser

not to mention, of course, ross's new boss

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Caryn Rose

even if i could figure out the kind of shtick that would get me a plum national gig i wouldn't be able to keep it up this long.

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Mel

I had no idea the bar was this low.

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Tom Hilton

We Olds had to experience it real time, it's only fair that we inflict it on the Youngs

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Annie Zaleski

We are same year at college and I read the book in the store juuuuust out of curiosity….and realized we definitely ran in different circles

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Texas Krusty

Boy did she dodge a potential ‘I think I am actually a lesbian’ experience.

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Kris Stoever

so he's a self-loathing Ivy League incel?

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Jamison Foser

With whom will the New York Times replace Ross Douthat? 1) Chris Rufo 2) Richard Hanania 3) Matt Yglesias 4) Richard Hanania bsky.app/profile/oliv...

Oliver Darcy

Scoop: I’m told that Ross Douthat is exiting The NYT and is expected to take a role at “60 Minutes.” News expected to be announced soon.

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Zach Goldberg

Ben Shapiro

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Atrios

Can't replace a conservative with a far left guy like yggie

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Yikesonbikes

This has to be sarcasm, right?

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The Disrespctful One

Yes

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Alex G. Howard

A duck trained to peck at a soundboard loaded with stock phrases clipped from Douthat's past interviews

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scottwithrage

Feel like Rufo would appear in NYT less if he was writing for them. Might also have to take a paycut.

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Troy

Elizabeth Bruenig

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Compassion Reigns Supreme

This is the favorite imo

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SM

Uh why would they bring her back

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Troy

Funny I always think of her what five years at wapo was she actually staff at nyt?? Wild

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SM
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Troy

Then the Atlantic replaces her w Hanania

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Maisie Pubblechook

Somehow I feel the NYT would not replace a marquee male with a female, no matter how fascist.

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Jeff McMahon

Why would he need replacing, dude works like 5 hours a week

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georgebrenner
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Chris Panza

Rufo seems to fit with the cast of characters on the WaPo obit page, but that said, Rufo is the man. Lord help us all.

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Uncle Slayton

Ben Domenech probably has lots of, um, pre-written takes in the can.

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Leon Kennedy-the-VJ

grok

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Ulf

Kevin Williamson or Thomas Chatterton Williams

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abbailey

Hahaha

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berkeleymom66

Does Ross have a sister?

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jasontyrrell

David Dennison.

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austin

yeglesias then just rename the opinion section ”vox“

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A Thousand Autumns

Dark horse candidate: JK Rowling on the gender identity beat.

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Michael F

Hanania is already a regular at the once-respected Boston Globe

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Michael@theFreakShow

Larry the Cable Guy?

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chriscesq

one of the three-named idiots, like Thomas Chatterton Williams or Tyler Austin Harper

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Lateralusian

Mitch McConnell's corpse. Weekend at Bernie's style.

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Iron Yuppie

Eric Trump

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rickoughta

They could just publish a picture of a turd instead and be done with it. A different turd every time, mind you, the New York Times has standards. 🧐

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Silvia Secchi

Noah Smith

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Jeffrey Linback

Nick Fuentes.

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Pissed Pistofferson

Mallard Fillmore

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Ben Helford

Grok in its "Mecha-Hitler" phase.

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Lost-Wages-Joe

Whoa, I'm glad I already stopped watching 60 Minutes. It would have been a nasty surprise to see that professional concern troll pop-up after the ticking stopwatch...

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Trashmale (pronounced Trash Mail)

But truly, is there a greater conservative achievement than gazing upon Buckley's shriveled up balls?

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Jamison Foser

literally lol'd

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Texas Krusty

Explains the Times. Their opinion editors are morons.

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Delbert Grady Seasons

The skinny dipping was Buckley’s m.o. with young men

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CynBlogger™️🇺🇸 ❌👑

@jamisonfoser.bsky.social Pretty hot for such a conservative Catholic writer. (He was on Fr. Jim Martin’s podcast and was an erudite, very chatty guest — which doesn’t fit (for me) with his constipated essays hearkening back to 1950’s religion).

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Jamison Foser

many people are saying it will be T-Chat and it's true he definitely has a better shot than Yglesias, who I included primarily as ragebait

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Winnie Frolik

No chance at all that they’d pick someone remotely good huh?

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Jamison Foser

no!

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Winnie Frolik

I mean I wouldn’t even insist on a liberal pundit. Would settle for a decent science journalist or someone with a record for proper city journalism but I don’t think we’re gonna get either

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Guy solo

McWhorter

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Craig Harrington

Feels like Rufo already is their editorial director

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L'istessotempo

A bot

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r #FreeŁink

a monkey in a bill maher mask with an agentic “typewriter”

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Richard Warnick

I didn't need another reason to never watch CBS. Thanks anyway, I guess.

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28,679 words (I'm back writing!)

Thomas Chatterton Williams. If only because I can’t think of anyone worse right now.

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The Louiest of Lous!

Matty G wants this sooooo bad

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justinmccarthy

The bump in salary must be significant.

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guitarslacker

A pious 11 year old altar boy with a room temperature IQ and zero sense of hour the world works.

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Prestidigitator John 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦

Yglesias is too liberal for the roster slot. They’ll hire him to replace kristof or someone like that. Hanania is probably ideal from the nyt management point of view.

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Matt Browner Hamlin

Every word of this is sickening

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wtfnyt

Chris Cilizza or Chuck Todd

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icebeard

Maybe they can get Rod Dreher!

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Howard Swinford

Hahaha

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Gluten-free Seitan

Antipope Michael II I mean, the *true*, based, pope

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mattbarrs

Is Nick Fuentes literate?

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Alice Campos

Omg no No I never wanted to read that. Reading that was not anything I wanted to do 😭

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Julia Azari

how many problems could we have avoided if straight men in the late 1990s were told that if you're not attracted to a woman, that doesn't mean there's something wrong with her or you. sometimes the chemistry's off and you don't have to make a whole thing about it

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Jean Paul Satire™

my god that's terrible 'writing'

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Skip Cunningham

That's not writing. That's typing.

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vILLAGE GENIOUS

threatened his ability to do what

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AmyS

Anything sexual, I think, but there's no antecedent, so in addition to making me want to vomit, the paragraph also makes me want to get out my red pen.

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Brianna Chesser

“I didn’t date rape the fat chick, I am honorable.”

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Griffin Shelor
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Delbert Grady Seasons

Yeah he doesn’t not have issues

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Queen Sissy

Instead of swirlies, kids at my grade school were garbage canned (tossed into a garbage can with arms/legs sticking out, a la upside-down turtle). I don't know why I'm thinking about that right now

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Delbert Grady Seasons

Bullies suck. But are they always wrong? No they are not

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Spicy Bonus Content

fuuuuuuuuuuck

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Skip Cunningham

Wow what a, um, stud? Nice guy? Weirdo? I think weirdo.

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Maitrijen⁷

Why on earth did I read that?? 😖

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Tom Hilton

How vividly I remember that. To this day I refer to Douthat as Chunky Reese Witherspoon.

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Matt Gill

exciting to see a new generation exposed to this horror

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andrewbkaras

Glad I’m not the only person who immediately thought of this today

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Art Martin

Douthat: "Now..if Milton Friedman had been rockin' my world, I would have been as hard as stale nougat..."

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LPDOak, CA

Kill the mood? Celice underwear will do that. 🙄 Egads! Content warning ya'll!

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Kevin

This is like a straight man writing gay erotica. You just know immediately that he has no fucking idea how any of it works.

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josephwolf1
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the autumn and the scarlet 🍁

I will never get over him describing this as a "successful foray"

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Michan Connor

All of those Victorian tracts warning that masturbation would make you physically repugnant except for repression and priggishness

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David Hochfelder

At the very least, credit Wonkette and leave a few bad puns there.

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Trubbagirl

Eek. And people wanted to read his wet dream? Yuck.

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President of Spiders

Douthat looks like the killer from Too Many Cooks

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Post Mo Thóin (Dave)

He looks like Sebastian Gorka half-assing a disguise.

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charliedontsurf

Lifestyles of the Sick and Shameless

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charliedontsurf
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wtfnyt

But but Bari was brought on for digital! 😂😂😂

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wtfnyt

Has he told his children that story yet?

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wtfnyt

He will really do great with the Tik Toks!

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Morris Mitchener

"The Decadent Society" sounds really cool until you realise the stress is on the third word not the second. This isn't some absinthe saturated sybarite's club where slim volumes of French poetry are read and obscure weights of hashish are consumed. It's just a middle aged man moaning.

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Boko Halal

I doubt that will do it

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Boko Halal

I've got my doubt hat on

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s*w*a*c

Until today, I had no idea what he looked like. I thought he sounded like an asshat, shoulda known he looked like one too.

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wtfnyt

How old is this picture? He looks much more palatable than he is…

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Virginia Beaton

I thought he was at least 60.

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gustavo64

Bari's really got her finger on the pulse.

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Wild Sown

@jamisonfoser.bsky.social oh good grief

auntiegg

🤮

Sea Wine-Darkener

compelling screen presence

afferentinput

I hope he does more debates! bsky.app/profile/park...

Parker Molloy

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

✨‧₊˚ meh ˚₊‧✨

Bari has rightly determined that Ross is just too pretty to be wasted in a text-only column with a tiny author photo. CBS news viewers are tired of trustworthy experienced journalists, they are demanding more chubby balding chauvinist manchildren, and by god Bari is going to make sure they get them.

Ugh 🏴‍☠️👻🏴‍☠️

Omgosh, I saw something about this earlier and thought the person was making a joke.

Four Legs Good

We crave it like we crave explosive diarrhea

The Mórrígan

Now we’ll be able hate his doughy face while simultaneously hating his claggy verbalizations.

Ken In MN

Imagine buying a ticket on Titanic after it hit the iceberg...