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Max Miller was just on CNN and was *obviously* drunk and/or high. Glassy-eyed and slurring. They gotta lock him up before he can do any more harm

JD Vance looks like he uses ozempic but only on his shoulders and jawline

so many bigger problems right now but why the FUCK do we not have a Billy Martin biopic staring Jeremy Strong? Are we even a serious country anymore?!?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Tony Dokoupil just had John Solomon on and let him spin his bullshit and DID NOT CHALLENGE HIM ONCE!

feeling a little torn today. on one hand good yeah get your jokes off man. but until It Happens...

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If you're a Dem, you do not *need* to put out a statement about Lindsey Graham. No one will notice/care if you don't. If you must tho, something like "just learned of Sen Graham's passing. My thoughts are with his family and loved ones" is totally fine. No reason to pretend and go beyond that

It's important to remember that Lindsey Graham was a huge piece of shit way before Trump ever even thought of running for president

Oh shit we kicked out Bill Clinton?

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AMERICAN SOCCER FANS IN JUNE: oh how charming! our funny little sport is catching on with the casual fans. welcome brothers and sisters, there's space for everyone! *casuals start posting dumb shit* AMERICAN SOCCER FANS TODAY:

brb putting all my life savings on a kalshi bet that trump will start an fbi investigation of the national weather service

it's gonna be so funny when *It Happens* and his final words to the world will be some 3am truth social post bitching about the reflecting pool

Trump's last post before *It Happens* will be something like "Someone PLEASE tell Lindsey Graham CRACKER (because he is "CRACKING UP" over our negotiations with Iran "PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!") that my New Hotel in Tehran will be like nothing anyone has ever seen! And NO, Lindsey, YOU CAN'T COME! - DJT"