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Yeah… too easy.

So, they were able to choose? Interesting.

They really should have.

Shame they didn’t!

We could've lived in a world where Mike Johnson was aborted but instead we got this 😔

Look how well he turned out? A pushover for the KKK party

Opportunity lost.. oh well..

Would've been better for all of us....

They should have.

If only...

This explains SOOOOOO much. You don't need to be a trained analyst to understand this is the core of his deep-seated and desperate self-loathing. He knew he was a problem that needed to be "handled" and resents it and feels so unloved. Futile angry overcompensation. His poor children.

They should have, and a few others in the administration should have been too.

His parents should have. Now the entire country is suffering from their stupid mistake. Is it too late for his parents to do that retroactively? 😉

No one cares! That was their choice...right?

'Hitler's mom nearly got an abortion'-ass vibe

She should have swallowed you, Mike.

I've never seen a stronger ad for abortion

The fact that your kid might grow up to be someone like Mike Johnson is a resoundingly strong argument for abortion.

Too bad they didn’t listen.

What BS. 🤨

I mean…

His parents should have taken that advice.

The best part of this cunt ran down the inside of his Ma’s thigh.

...and just like you, she didn't listen.

I agree with the people who tried to convince them. They knew you were pure evil

Perhaps not the best example.

Lost opportunity.

If only...

They should have taken care of it.

Too easy.

They should have thrown him out and raised the afterbirth.

Yeah, the best part of you dripped down your father’s leg

I am PERSONALLY (I mind my own business) pro life but.... This may say me 🤷🏿‍♂️

He's not helping his case 🤷🏿‍♂️

Parents- swing and a miss! 0-1

Too bad she didn’t listen!

Yes. They should have. Thanks for pointing that out.

Had Johnson or millions just like him read the book named "Disentangling from Emotionally Immature People" by Lindsay Gibson (PsyD), the book might have made Johnson less of a pathological liar, and dramatically improved the lives of 100's of millions of people.

Yeah? Me too. But I didn't turn into a lying asshole with selective hearing and vision.

Great! And now the American people are paying for that problem.

Ouch!

look like the world dodged dodging a bullet

She still should

Does he realize how many more people are now even more convinced we need Roe vs Wade?

Muttering to myself, "If you don't have anything nice to say.... if you don't have anything nice to say..."

The comments do not disappoint 😂

Nice story…now can he comment on: - Trump cognitive decline - Epstein file - ICE atrocities - Greenland - Venezuela attack - Russian interference - healthcare big plan = no plan - inflation - … Too much to list in a post 😑

They should have with a hanger

An opportunity missed.

Pro- choice!

"This is why my son and I monitor our masturbation"

They should have tried harder. I would be humiliated if I had a son like phony Christian Grindr Mike

I wish I could go back in time and hand that young man a condom. Grindr Mike is a disgusting human being.

Hey Johnson - nobody cares

No comment.

His parents should’ve tried harder.

nip it in the bud

Mike Johnson’s young parents chose poorly.

The should have.

Wow his mother could have had a bright future without the shame of having him as a son.

They should have aborted him. His parents ought to be arrested for negligence.

Are we supposed to feel good about that story? I certainly don’t. I wish he had never been born, but since he was, I wish he’d go away as quickly as possible

Anyone have a time machine, so we can show his parents what a complete dick there son would become.

“The only story that matters is mine.”

This specific brand of sanctimony may be the most repugnant. Mike exists, therefore women must die.

WELL FUCK!

Too bad they didn't.

I'm not gonna say it. Nope, not gonna.🤭

*me traveling back in time to kick Mike's mom in the stomach knowing it will save millions of future lives*

They should have listened…definitely a demonic entity.

Does he realize that he is advertising abortion?

It’s not too late

I can smell a pile of poo a mile away.

Why would he set himself up like this?

Is doubt this is true.

Too bad they didn’t listen.

This is so gross . I know this against my will

Why would he even say this?! I mean, Maga Mike MUST know the memes that would come from this!? Dude....

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Drown him in the bathtub and make it look like an accident?

I hate these people...we don't want you to take care of it...we can do that for you. We will crush them after they are born.

Is this supposed to be an argument against abortion?! Lol....

My reply would get me a banning from here…

If only

Making everyone pro-abortion the easy way

Is their entire party just a circus?

If they’re alive, and patriots, they still can.

That just proves that his family makes TERRIBLE decisions! Can we get a do-over? I think there’s been a mistake…

They should have. You are a waste of oxygen.

And boy, were they right.

That’s one hell of an advertisement for abortion right there.

His parents chose poorly.

damn. your mom got f'd twice.

Coulda woulda shoulda.

But they didn't, and now this walking turd is everyone's problem

Why didn't his slutty mom just keep her legs closed?🙄

It's impossible for Republicans to see the world through anyone else's eyes but their own.

Sadly, those two young people didn’t listen to that sound advice and now we are all paying the price…🤬

THEY MUST HAVE KNOWN

And now you’re everyone’s problem.

Best pro-choice argument I've ever heard

They should've listened.

What a shame.

Bullshit. I wouldn't believe anything he says. Now maybe after they got to know him.....

They SHOULD have! Look what happened! He's a walking advertisement for abortion!

I wish they took care of the problem!

Tiny Johnson is such a tiny guy.

🤣🤣🤣 I'm sure they've kicked themselves many times over the years.

too bad they didn't

They should have heeded the call. #MAGAt 🤡

Oh,what might have been!

Bite me douche bag

Why did he keep an underage black kid in his home and claim that he had adopted him, when in fact he had not. And now he is like a fart in the wind not to be found.

They would have been wise to heed that advice.

It’s not too late. I can find a wire hanger.

I mean, his parents could still technically take care of that problem if they're still around, It'd just be really really really late-term.

if only...

They must have dropped you on your head. You have always been unwanted.

You're a closeted gay man who was keeping a teenager at your house for reasons that were never made clear.

Here for the comments ☺️

And just like that, little Mikey becomes the poster boy for birth control.

Looks like they only saved the afterbirth.

His parents absolutely should have aborted this Nazi! I bet they wish they did too.

Is it too late?

So close.

I wish your parents heard other's recommendation!so we wouldn't see this day

Missed opportunity.

Me and everyone is thinking it.

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Roe vs. Wade occurred because abortion was illegal. Is he claiming that his Catholic parents were considering a back alley abortion?

Wish they had!!!! Feel sorry for the parents to have produced such a freak of nature....

Wow, Mike Johnson doesn't really have much in his head. How did he expect his story would be recieved? Clearly his parents made a poor decision when they didn't use birth control and when she became pregnant. The world morns for the result.

As much as we might wish it had been the case, none of us would have forced her to carry her pregnancy to term had she wished not to. We’d defend her choice, even though we hated the outcome. They would not defend any woman’s choice and instead force the outcome they prefer. We are not the same.

If only they had.

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These Republican white men always wanna make it about them

😂😂😂😂 he’s just lobbing up softballs

Damn so close

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He just called himself a problem

That's explains a lot

BS!!!!! Lies non stop

It really is too bad that they didn’t take that option. Just think of a world without you. What a wonderful place it would be.

I agree with those people that tried to convince his parents to take care of the problem.

Too bad they didn’t !

Dem campaign ad right there

He lies. No such thing happened.

I’ll let my reply sit as subtext.

So, this is to energize their Evangelical base, since their poll numbers are precipitously dropping.

Damn they didn’t listen

Was he arguing for or against something there?

And your parents made the choice, not the State🤔

Damn !

"And then, when I was 5, masked and armed secret police kidnapped me."

They didn’t work hard enough

It’s almost like his mother had a choice

Hear that @luciengreaves.bsky.social ? Sounds like somebody is begging to have a clinic named after his mom.

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Retroactively if possible

We still can

Mike "I dont know" Johnson's mom: We're keeping the baby!

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They should have ABORTED your EVIL A$$, Little Mikey.

And now look at us... Suffering because they didn't make the right decision

And now living proof of why they should have “taken care of it”!

He thinks this is a flex. 😔

Biting my tongue.

I fuKKKin' wish they HAD!

Damn!! America would have been so better off.

Was his mom named Rosemary, by chance??? 🚼👹

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If only we could turn back time.....

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They should have listened because now we have to deal with his racists ass

So, he’s literally a bastard.

Growing up, did they teach you about shameless lying, showing favoritism to rich people, self-righteous pride?

Ooh, ooh, ooh, please let me take this one

They didn't convince them enough!

That just proves his parents should have listened

Oh it would have taken care of SO many problems.

I knew he was a little bastard.

oh my god i wish his parents had scrapped him out and thrown him away not joking he literally just made a full case why abortion needs to be legal and way easier to get

Bummer.

(Before anyone rips my head off, read with sarcasm) NJ state Senator Durr once said "A woman does have a choice! Keep her legs closed” Someone should remind Johnson that his mother DID have a choice.

Is it too late ?

If only his parents had listened to those people

I am biting my tongue right now and tying my hands behind my back so I don’t post something that gets me in trouble.

Aaaaaand they should have.

That's why sex ed and easy access to contraceptivea is so important.

but instead they got to make the CHOICE that they wanted for themselves, right?

He's also the product of an unplanned adult Presidency.

It's not too late, Mr. Speaker.

They were right tho 😬

Moses’ mother tossed him in the Nile

Too bad for the US that they didn’t! We would all be better off without you, Mikey.