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Ohhhhhh, this guy is gonna be intolerable to work under.

“Today’s overbudgeted, overmarketed blockbusters don’t have any fucking in them!” Really, my fellow final children of the last millennium? *That’s* the hill you want us to die on?

I guess it was inevitable that millennials would become creaky olds making up stupid things to yell at clouds about these kids today, but my god, we really went all out when it came to picking what stupid things we were going to yell.

I’m sorry, but to me, “There are no sex scenes, and all the food looks awful” sounds like a capsule review from Homer Simpson.

You can make characters who had happy childhoods?

Man has always looked like Puss in Boots is about to trick him into turning into a mouse

Uh-oh, they only explain the Prime Directive when somebody’s about to break the Prime Directive

The number of times I’ve gotten a Jeopardy clue right because of this bird in this episode…

I am wide open to sub-optimal Hollywood adaptations of anything I’ve written

Quelle surprise.

I just hope all the Greeks and Trojans have a fun time

My contribution to The Odyssey discourse is that I’m seeing it this Friday and I’ll probably like it

The "Princess Margaret".

At 19 years of age, Alex Toth landed work for the Green Lantern book. During this, he became very ill and stressed about deadlines. His mother called the offices and he soon received this letter.

Yeah, but Carrie's mom is *nice* in this one.

Whatever you do, nobody say "Hey, Kool-Aid!" Oh n--

Just for fun, a Dyson sphere around the solar system would have a radius of 4.545 billion km and a surface area of about 1,144,884,641,721,686,529,286, or a little over one *sextillion*, square km. These guys can't even get an LLM to tell you how many "r"s are in "strawberry".

All the wrong people self-hate

Shit, when were you in my grandma's house?