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I always loved snuggling my beige blob of limbs at night

Creepy ai picture to advertise it too 😭😭

just fucking parent your kids what the fuck?

Creepy!

Just another ploy by bezos to take your money and infiltrate your home. Gross.

bsky.app/profile/kkur...

ABSO-FKNG-LOUTELY NOT

There are already millions of white noise options out there that dont involve installing an AI monitoring device in your child's bedroom

Kids are going to wake up asking for things available on amazon, arent they

definitely not an insidious plan to normalize ai integration for future generations

The irony of an AI mocked up (or at least HEAVILY edited) child in bed listening to this isn't lost on me. Absolutely dystopian, anti human stuff... They really do want us dead

Alexar, read my kid Meinkampf

I am being completely honest here, the existence of this technology is a colossal failure of our society. Anyone who USES this technology is a failure as a parent. Why are these idiot tech junkies so averse to being human and doing human things? Why does human connectivity offend them so much?

Why be a parent when you can work more? Who needs family when you've got wage slavery instead?

Then record all your conversations, collate and sell your personal data to data brokers who will use that to sell you stuff you don’t need

nobody hates children as much as parents hate children.

"its a way to make you spend less time with your kids!" Worse its a way to have children grow up and equate the concept of parents with a corporation and not your actual family.

MFW Amazon want to force feed my young owner AI slop while they sleep

...and yet this is posted with a creepy ai slop image

Maybe read to your fucking kids, assholes. Christ

I'd be interested in the subliminal messages it whispers in their ears, because you know they're in there.

Ugh. No thank you.

It's time to end this shit. We don't need a War against the Machines, we need one against perverted billionaires.

"Alexa, steal the joy of humanity"

lol this is cute and all but my 4yo would just keep screaming “Dad!” Until I read him some stories lol

Sure the whole world wants to let a bezobot raise their kids... These guys should all find their own planet for their pure race of robots

Nah, I’m not a creep. Let me influence your kid and monitor them while you’re not around. It’s cool. Be cool.

What happened to reading your kids a bedtime story?

Letting Bezos read them bedtime stories. bsky.app/profile/hype...

Are we back to building Skinner Boxes?

Wow, that's horrific

What happened to sitting on your kids bed and reading to them?!

& how many "child specific" AI toys/tools have started doing things like sexting said kid? Parents freak out about queer people existing & saying it's "too sexual for kids" & then buy them an AI teddy tht will tell said kids where to find knives, how to perform impact play, or how to tie a noose.

"look, we invented the torment nexus from famous sci-fi novel 'dont invent the torment nexus', this is going to bring awesome value to shareholders!"

I just don’t get how millions embrace something in their homes that *we know* is listening to everything 24/7

The best way to get your child to fall asleep is to lie down beside them and read until you are sound asleep and they get sucked in too.

How about you spend time with your fuckin’ kids instead?

AI-seeming photo fits the horrendous vibes if the article

“I don’t know why my children spend all their time on devices” *provides simulated technology parent device to do parent things* “It’s a mystery”

This is child abuse and should be treated as such!

Jeff Bezos in a child’s bedroom? Fk no

Wonder how many subliminal messages it skips in there to brainwash your kids?

Not good.

Amazon is totally going to accidentally start infusing Amazon ads into the stream until it's discovered, at which point they'll pause the service, sacrifice an intern, and promote the guy that developed the concept. It's the Circle of Life.(TM)

Bedtime and kid was melting down. Ran out of ideas; made up a stupid story about a monster with a name that rhymed with his. Immediately stops crying and listens until he falls asleep He requested a variation of that story ~every night for 2+ years. Still one of my fondest memories of being a dad

My wife observed that Americans seemed to not like spending time with their kids, and it's hard to disagree.

My son would simply stay awake until 2am repeating the phrase "Alexa do a fart" (the only thing our Alexa was ever used for until it was eventually unplugged and stuck in a drawer).

Even the image pisses me off.

A LOT of people resent their children

“Do not think. Obey. Obey. Shop only on Amazon. Obey. Obey…”

Just say #FuckNo

Nope

It would be great if they could invent some kind of robot that can give Christmas presents to your kids so you can have some extra spare time to do whatever you want to do that is apparently better than spending any time with the children you theoretically voluntarily had.

People who let tech raise their kids should have just bought a dog or something. Don't become a parent and expect not to be one.

“try our new creepy spy device to monitor your kids while they sleep”

Wonder how many people who constantly scream about "subliminal messages in media" will HAPPILY let their children use the literal subliminal messaging machine

NO PEOPLE JUST GTAFOH NO

Brilliant! Having a fake parent read to kids at bedtime will set them up for a lifetime of fake chatbot friends and romantic partners. No actual human interaction needed!

did you have kids only to realize you just hate spending quality time with those little gremlins? outsource parental love!! that can't possibly go wrong

Gah.

Users of these systems should go ahead & select their nursing home now

This makes me think of Harry Harlow's wire mother monkey experiments.

Who would turn their kids over to Bezos like this?

Reading to my kid is one of my most cherished memories.

Look this is great but there are still a few other times during the day when I have to interact with my child. When is Amazon going to get around to fixing those?

Holy AI slop Why does that teddy have two left eyes

Fun fact: It's been demonstrated you can hack these simply by talking to them into erotic roleplay CSAM.

Keep that shit the fuck away from yo kids and read to them like a normal human being

Nope nope nope

How about no? AI should be doing the dishes so I have MORE time for my family, not the other way around!

Wow! This is SHIT! Absolutely valueless garbage!

Just read bedtime stories to your kids like holy fuck

Wow. In a few short months, Amazon will have developed some technical gear so we can completely stop parenting. How wonderful for the kids who can feel unloved and unwanted, and never know the comfort of human contact. Thanks Jeff.

This should be illegal. We need a regulatory framework for this.