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All social media should be treated this way & irl you swap "block fast" with "just walk away"

Why is grocery shopping so exhausting? Like I have to buget to get takeout when I go grocery shopping cuz when I get home, I'm gonna be too tired to make anything to eat. I just go to like 3-5 stores (depending on what I need) why is it so tiring?????

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*Dramatically coughs up blood* It's ok its not mine

Me: I'm going to walk down to the store, I only need 3 things & yeah its been raining but I'll be fine The universe: actually go fuck yourself you're overdue for a fall & scraped knees those jeans will not protect you, you're now bleeding Me, limping home, only gotten halfway: 💀

Anyway im pretty sure this is how people learn new skills (at least its how i do) Brain says "we should make this" & I have to learn like 3 new skills to do it. I want to publish a book but want control over my book cover? May as well learn to draw. Want cool clothes? Learn to sew Etc

My brain: omg here's most of an idea for a music video, we should make this, people would love it! Me: ok well it would need to be animated cuz we can't do that irl, so Id need to learn animation, probably 2D, maybe even rotoscoping. I'd also need to learn some choreography and- My brain: yeah and?

"Its ok I'm using the environment burning, water guzzling, pollution spewing, plagerism blender that keeps trying to get people to hurt themselves or others for good! Diversity win the misinformation machine is being used to make unhelpful leftist posters!" Blocked. Immediately.