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How long until he rebrands himself as a 'Christian influencer'?

"Remember Peter, with great responsibility comes great opportunity to scam the living shit out of people."

Asimovs new 3 laws: 1 AI may not harm or, allow a human being to come to harm, unless it's mental harm or spreading ignorance/bigotry. That's fine 2 A robot must obey the orders given it by humans, unless it's really complex like turning on a light 3 Nudes & fakes! As much as you can! Everywhere!

"Beat you!"

I choose a doctor over a drug addict any day of the year! #Pinks #USDemocracy

"Or click the 'Fast answer' button for the Flash 1.2 response"

First image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud.

"We are going to make sure that our first wishes broadly benefit humanity. I mean obviously as long as they don't contradict the primary objective which is to make me even richer."

"Unexpectedly need baby shoes back"

I'd love to see a journalist actually properly quiz Cleese on Restores 'policies'. See if he actually knows anything about them or how they would be proposed to work. Especially any policy not involving immigrants.

Literally anything except address the actual problem...

Your restraint is admirable.

All I could think was this old comic feeling somehow relevant still.......

Why I Bit You Mid-Pet 1. Too much affection. 2. Too little affection. 3. You moved your hand. 4. I was done. You weren't. 5. I was testing your reflexes. 6. You were petting in the wrong direction. 7. I remembered something you did in 2025. 8. Doesn't matter why. I make the rules. 9. I'm a cat.

It's amazing how men discovering people don't find them funny anymore (or in people like Musk's case, ever) makes them turn rabidly right-wing. It's like "If I can't get attention through making you laugh, I'll get attention through saying Fascist things!"

Isn't even the most hardcore MAGA at this point thinking "This is getting a bit repetitive and stupid now"

#MakeBradleyWalshLessBusy #PleaseForTheLoveOfGod

THIS IS GOOD MESSAGING AND NOT ANTISEMITIC. Criticizing Netanyahu is not antisemitic. Lumping all Jews together like we’re a fucking monolith is.

Nice try...

One thing has led to another, and now I have a folder full of news headlines about people getting beaten off. I offer no apology at all.