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Ten minutes into this and I’d be posting about “AmeriKKKa” on here

omg I just had to laugh. Almost everyone is dissociating.

ICE deployment fixed that right up. Buffoons

I hate that song.

At the height of the Gulf War, in OH where I was at the time, all SCHOOL busses played this same GD song on a loop on the way to & from school No joke I've had a visceral violent reaction to this song ever since🤢

Places I would rather visit other than the US. 1. That moon they found all those xenomorph eggs on 2. The Hell dimension from Jet Lee's The One 3.Crematoria from The Chronicles of Riddick

Isn’t repeatedly blaring the Greenwood tune to a captive audience considered a crime against humanity?

Jingoistic bullshit on a never-ending loop.

No one wearing MAGA hats anymore?

Because air travel AND standing in an endless line isn't torturous enough...

“High speed travel” working great I see.

Wherever I would be travelling to, it wouldn’t be important enough for me to stand in that line. Work trip? Fuck that job. Vacation? It would be ruined by the trauma of the airport experience. Plus you gotta come back through at the end of it, fuck that. Mother’s funeral? She’d understand.

Hell on Earth.

And not a single pair of pajamas.. good job Duffy

That's actual hell

You know what, it's been 6 long years since COVID broke and I've been avoiding airtravel for safety but also airlines are a mess. But I think today's the day to get on that plane and go on vacation. Things must have settled by now. Let me just check the weather and my flight info...HOLY HELL!!!

Truth stranger than fiction.

"Mom, I'm not gonna make it, sorry." "Why, honey? Are you sick?" "No, I just can't take the BS at the airport." "But you're already there, right?" "Yeah." "And...oh...are they playing that song that I like?" "Yeah...Listen, Mom, you're...breaking up...I can barely hear you. I'll call when I..."

A lot of these people clearly didn’t want to be filmed.

My ears would bleed.

But Sean Duffy thinks it would make a big difference if all those people waiting in line dressed better. bsky.app/profile/cbst...

The two genders

Are these Americans arriving home? Surely nobody else is visiting the USA at the moment.

Are they handing out Trump bibles also?

Hey, uh, plenty of people in that video indicated they did not want to be filmed

I'll be taking Amtrak.

That’s cruel and unusual punishment.

Lee Greenwood re-recorded that song as "Proud to be in Canada." How I would love it if whoever is in charge of the music inserted the "Canadian" version in place of the "American" version.

I’ve always been tickled by that “at least” in the “at least I know I’m free” line—like he was straight up admitting what a shitty country we could be. Mostly, though, it’s that bottomless grievance, xenophobia and fake humility of contemporary country music.

At least they know they’re free.

I will be flying out of that airport in about a month. Please let sanity prevail before then so this madness will end. (Obviously, I'm not holding my breath.)

I wonder how many of those people know that Senate Ds and Rs made a deal to fund TSA and Trump turned it down.

Instant charge of plans for me.

"If it's what you say then I love it, especially when it's summer"

Turn that off!

Just got through security at SFO with 2 minute wait.

My dentist's office blasts country music while I get procedures done and this is a similar vibe.

Oh, the World Cup is going to be fuuuuunnnnn.

Jesus, torturing people who just want to go on vacation? That's beyond the pale. No one should be forced to listen to that shit!

Heart goes out to all the travelers dealing with gestapovers today.

This aggression will not stand!!!!!!!!

They say America doesn't make anything anymore but every day they're out there finding new ways to make the dumbest, most unnecessary dystopia

this is insane LOL unreal

Bizzaro World.

Zero sympathy! #FAFO at work! America asked for this lunacy!

Just wonder how long Americans are going to put up with the Traitorous, Disgusting Ways of the SICK, ILLEGITIMATE POTUS & HIS GANG OF TRAITORS TO AMERICA⁉️

trump did that 👆

My definition of a shot hole country.

Grooming and conditioning wow

Depressing

Welcome to Trump’s America!

Kind of missing the person holding the sign at the end of the line with a "wait time from this point" on it.

That is torture. I'd be screaming.

I would rather be deaf than listen to that.

a man in a brown sweater is holding his head and making a shocked face .ALT: a man in a brown sweater is holding his head and making a shocked face .media.tenor.com

Fascism in practice...

I don’t know if I could handle this.

He is in on the grift for the royalties. Also wrote the exact same song as "God Bless Canada".

Cruel and unusual

You'll suffer AND you'll LIKE IT, DAMN IT!!!!

Many are calling them Trump lines™️

If Hell exists….

With that captive audience I'm surprised they didn't do more tortuous things like making everyone watch the Melania Documentary!

Felon is a fool & Reps can't govern

So the Houston Airport is a state sponsor of terrorism (being forced to listen to Greenwood)

That sounds very a clockwork orange. Bit of a self own as now nobody can stand that song anymore (if they could before).

Allow me to pitch another option

Presumably this is departures, are there also arrivals delays?

Trump and his incel boys sure like things smelly. Sorry humanity.

Helldivers-level satire in real life.

This is torturing American citizens and should be a crime.

Getting the Noriega treatment...

I hope to god they had more variation than just the one song. Although if the entire line-up is annoyingly chirpy jingoism, there's going to be violence eventually.

This is the humiliation ritual they subject you to in America before killing you in a plane crash. Sad!

America's the freeeeest place on earth, in the universe right now.... for oligarchs!

Whelp im not flying to Costa Rica until this craps fixed

that's about how I imagine the first level of hell to be

I never need to go anywhere that bad. Embalm them a little extra and I'll take a train.

So, we've shot straight past banana republic into...whatever lies on the wrong side of banana republic.

JFC the irony

This was taken in San Diego today. Line stretches from the terminal out into the parking garage.

torture is against the Geneva Convention

Forget TACO. This is the TOFU presidency. Trump often fucks up.

Guantanamo Bay song

I can't cope with this much freedom

Is it playing on a loop? That would make me feel stabby.

At this point folks… take the damn train

Dystopian

That seems brutally punitive...

That would be torture!

Just be happy John Mulaney wasn’t the DJ.

Amurka. Am I right?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

If I had to wait AND LISTEN to that, I’d lose it.

This is some kind of abuse.

Do they still get the Noem Breencasts as well? half-life.fandom.com/wiki/Breencast

BreencastA Breencast is a regular broadcast made by Dr. Wallace Breen, delivered to the populace of City 17 (and possibly other Combine controlled towns and cities) via private televisions and, more commonly, ...half-life.fandom.com

Someone who goes here frequently, I can confirm yesterday one of the terminal lines for TSA stretched outside to the drop off/pickup area and was looping on itself, separated by traffic cones and police tape. It was in thr upper 80sF outside, with the concrete and asphalt not making things better.

I'm sure this is a cold take that we can all agree on. I think the person filming this should be boiled.

#Trump #USA 🤣🤣🤣

The music that plays in the waiting room for Hell

And these are just the people who haven’t given up and cancelled their flights altogether.

MAGAtry Anthem.

🎵 Where at least I know I'm free hours early for my domestic flight🎵

My husband sent me this pic from Facebook at Terminal C at IAH today - apparently the drop-off is closed because of the lines. 😬

America : The stupidest place on Earth.

Winning!

i was in the navy at the o’club in mayport fla, and I think I was the only person there who didn’t rise and snap to attention when that bs country and western song came on.

earplugs or headphones required

I was there on Thursday morning, 5:30AM and the line was out the airport The lines must be so much worse that they have to have the line wrap around the dungeon 😱

Aren’t these people suffering enough…?

You are here, at the intersection of stupid & evil...& ICE isn't even running those checkpoints yet...

They really want to see how far they can negatively polarize people, huh ? 🤣

This is high art in the genre of satire

Was nothing like this at O’Hare (Chicago). A little longer than usual last week (spring break), but not longer than 10 minutes.

So we’re full dystopia now.

Wtf is this North Korea shit

slightly worried about the fella that looks like hes about to do a Falling Down

Beside the points, but what an incredible lack of headphones on display. This is what audiobooks were invented for.

The soundtrack makes it cruel

Oh man, that's in the BASEMENT. Like, they're lined up down to the un-airconditioned level with the crappy little tramway.

the people of the US deserve what they voted for

Just Say No......to flying!!

Pretty sure this is a human rights violation

The not too subtle irony of it all.... especially the "at least I know I am free" part

The administration shooting itself in the foot in advance of the midterm elections.

why aren't they singing? do they hate America?

EVERYTHING is falling apart under this regime! 😡

No doubt TFG did the Lee Greenwood thing. I thought that wasn't allowed. I'd be breaking the stupid speakers. AND would just go home. Screw them. TFG can be responsible for revenue lost by airlines.

Good you have to listen to that song too. That’s just torture. 

Greenwood's a grifting fraud:

God Bless You Canada - Lee GreenwoodYouTube video by Canadian Blue Jaywww.youtube.com

It's Texas, they can keep suffering.

"I'm proud to be an American, and I really have to pee..."

This country sucks so much ass

Sounds worse than being blasted by a Castro speech waiting for a flight out of Havana. At least we were already through security and could sit down.

Music torture being used on regular travelers as if they were being held in Guantanamo. Fucking Texas.

Torture techniques in airports now.

Our government is such shit.

The Hague.

What a perfect juxtaposition for this joke of a country.

Is the US great yet?

Yeah, but at least the planes flew on time...

The conservatives claim people don't love America that much, but look at all those people standing for the national anthem.

The Trump administration making the song's opening hypothetical come true: 🎵 If tomorrow all the things were gone I worked for all my life ...

Call Amnesty International

More planes will be forced to land or return to their departure city because More and more people are going to get drunk, get belligerent or get physical with each other or staff. Like flying in America isn't already one the most stressful things some people have to do.

This blows.

Rumor has it this is the punishment on the first level of hell

Why on earth would someone go to visit the US right now, voluntarily? You have to share your socials, email and even DNA I heard, just so you can run the risk of being violently arrested and deported for nothing.

"There's a sucker born every minute" <- USA!

I have to quote him again because it fits, "So much winning."

Worst song ever

That’s basically torture

*North Korea vibes intensify*

It’s only a matter of time before someone absolutely loses their mind

this would turn me into the joker so fast

no. just no. to all of it.

prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed .ALT: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed .media.tenor.com

This is psychological torture. MAGA are sadists (and masochists for many)

Seeing as they’re from TX, they probably don’t mind.

Elections have consequences.

WTAF?

Thank god I'm flying out of Hobby and not Bush this week. Holy fuck.

lmao

And to think, they're not all wearing suits! For shame!

OMG! I'd be sick.

I hate that fucking song

My co-worker (he's Canadian) - at IAH right now trying to go through customs and connect to his next flight - says there's about a 4 hour wait to get through. He's already been waiting 1.5 hours. Playing that song right now is like a sick mind fuck. Miller is definitely behind that.

OMG, and I ask myself, how many people in that line understand the irony? Not enough.

It always cracked me up that his real first name is Melvin. Like Raphael Cruz and Kashyap Patel he’s too embarrassed to use it.

Trump supporters waited patiently through one of many hardships caused by their great president.

Serious Gitmo shit

Stalin had brainwash camps like that too, didnt he?

I will celebrate lee greenwood's death more than kissenger's, or cheney's, or even trump's

Torture.

And then when they get on the planes, their safety is at risk because of depletion of air traffic controllers. I won’t fly anywhere until 2029.

A great teachable moment of nonverbal communication and body language.

Gag me

We should, indeed, deny the evidence of our eyes and bless the USA.

So now they are even torturing travelers

I mean, if the GOP wants to permanently etch Lee Greenwood as the soundtrack to this into everyone's mind, go them, I guess?

Who put the worst co-workers on AUX?

Some Iranians might be going to Hell in a couple of days but check out all these Americans who are already there

Is that torture as defined by the Geneva Convention?

I wish somebody would ask all of them who they voted for in 2024. 🤣😂

POV: you are covid

We’re all suckers and losers now.

I’d be going down that line saying “okay, Trump voters raise your hands! We want to know who we can thank for these lines.”

And another generation of terrorists is created

I'm glad I wasn't there. This song makes me mad in a way I'm not sure I can control.

Someone in my neighborhood (NE Houston) said they got to IAH at 3:30am for a 6:45 flight and still missed it today.

If I was Amtrak or Greyhound, I would be offering discounts or even honoring plane tickets for domestic travel.

Trump: "How can we repay Lee Greenwood for all his support?" Random Kiss Ass: "Let's pay him royalties for his song and blast it through airports." Trump: "That's a great I idea. I am glad I thought of it. But we aren't going to pay any royalties."

At least the Trump voters in that crowd get to know what it feels like for People of Color trying to vote in Red States.

Adam Curtis is shaking his head