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I just had a great idea. There has to be a lot of fresh water on national parks and protected habitats. Maybe build data centers there since no one’s using that land for anything. /sarc/

For those with a responsibility to care for others, explaining that obligation to them is not likely to benefit them or you

at Lindsey Graham's funeral, Donny cracked unfunny jokes, behaved weirdly, and then fell asleep, filling the church with the pungent aroma of ass music. people were grimacing from the stench. thank you for your attention to my post, in which I mock all that fuckery. link is here: bit.ly/4wps5nr

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy." — way to honor your friend Lindsey, dumb-ass. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

Once you recognize it, you can't unhear how he talks like a wifebeater.

THEM: what if we put grapes in a cookie ME: no thats stupid THEM: what if we wait for a period of time ME: oh well thats different

‘Hahaha … I only got convicted of the “lesser” child porn charge.’

“The president’s not well.”

tuberhead is in it, so that’s a given

All were hosted by Freedom 250, the public-private partnership founded by the Trump administration to plan events in celebration of America’s 250th birthday. The task force effectively sidelined America 250, the bipartisan, congressionally mandated organization formed for the same purpose. 3/3

Been wondering about that. $100-150 million for that amateurish county fair flop? Somebody made a huge return on investment. Who? how much? any possibility of money laundering?

In the letter, Merkley (D-Oregon) said the Interior Department is seeking the money to reimburse the National Park Service for its work during the Rededicate 250 prayer event, the Great American State Fair, and the July 4th Salute to America event. 2/3

He has immunity speaking in Congress, not in public.

instead of calling something something because of what you think it looks like, how about getting off your ass and walking up to these shitbirds and asking them yourself, ingraham? Go be a reporter or a journalist. Go get some information. Then tell us what you learned. Don’t care what you “think.”

This guy won’t even protect his own daughter. It’s that simple. It’s that fucked up.

Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

or if you prefer the alternative theory, this imposter spent 50 years working his way up the scientific ladder to be appointed the nation’s top medical expert on viral pandemics just in time to quash effective & readily available countermeasures simply because he wanted to murder millions of people

Needz moar goaled