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no, idiots, the covid vaccine isn't made of fetus parts. Republicans weren't just dragging Dr. Fauci through the mud — they were using the hearings to dredge up every dumbfuck covid conspiracy theory under the sun. thank you for your attention to my very angry post. link is here: bit.ly/3S6jyqv

here's today's post: "cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckery" — another twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupidity. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

cookin’ with Bobby Brainworms, and other tales of Republican dumbfuckeryanother twenty-four hours in the United States of Stupiditybit.ly

Republicans are shit at governing, but they're awesome at performative wankery — so they're throwing red meat to the MAGA chuds by persecuting Dr. Fauci for his imaginary crimes. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock their dumbfuckery. link is here: bit.ly/4vVYPni

here's Thursday's post: "it’s time to leave Dr. Fauci the fuck alone" — Republicans are being shitweasels again. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

it’s time to leave Dr. Fauci the fuck aloneRepublicans are being shitweasels againbit.ly

because we live in the dumbest fucking timeline ever, Sean Hannity turned Lindsey Graham's funeral into a Dear Leader ass-smooching competition. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I document the atrocities. link is here: bit.ly/4wps5nr

at Lindsey Graham's funeral, Donny cracked unfunny jokes, behaved weirdly, and then fell asleep, filling the church with the pungent aroma of ass music. people were grimacing from the stench. thank you for your attention to my post, in which I mock all that fuckery. link is here: bit.ly/4wps5nr

here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy." — way to honor your friend Lindsey, dumb-ass. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. funerals make him sleepy.way to honor your friend Lindsey, dumb-assbit.ly

yesterday, Donny told a story about "Trenderaguans" who cut off people's fingers. where the fuck is Trenderagua? racist, demented and stupid is no way to go through life, son. I dissect Donny's entire batshit speech in today's post, thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4bBukvJ

Preznit Fuckwit gave another racist speech yesterday, and I'm just so tired of having the firehose of stupidity sprayed right in our faces, every single day. I'll bet you are, too. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4bBukvJ

here's today's post: "I’m so fucking tired of this fucking fuck" — another day, another racist rally" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post — bit.ly/4bBukvJ bit.ly/4bBukvJ

I’m so fucking tired of this fucking fuckanother day, another racist rallybit.ly

Donny's personal diaper-nurse is just as horrible as he is. the two of them spent the entire day Sunday posting transphobia and other batshit dumbfuckery onto his crappy app. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I mock all that shit. link is here: bit.ly/4fzAihB

here's today's post: "what the fuck is this?" — another day, another batshit posting spree. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

what the fuck is this?another day, another batshit posting spreebit.ly

question for the White House correspondents: why the fuck would you invite your abuser to come and insult you all? and why the fuck wouldn't you walk on out him? thank you for your attention to today's extremely angry post, in which I rip everyone several new ones. link is her: bit.ly/4fTf7sa

here's Sunday's post: "colicky piss-baby shits the bed at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner" — who thought this was a good idea? thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

colicky piss-baby shits the bed at the White House Correspondents’ Dinnerwho thought this was a good idea?bit.ly

the Space Nazi whines about the Odyssey, Andrew Tate whines about how much prison sucks, and Preznit Fuckwit whines about being an unfunny asshole. it's all in 'this week in stupid,' my wrap-up of the dumbest fucking shit that happened. thank you for your attention. link is here: bit.ly/4fTQX0D

it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: July 25 edition" — Andrew shows it off, Donny blows it off, and so much more... thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —

this week in stupid: July 25 editionAndrew shows it off, Donny blows it off, and so much more...bit.ly

here's a new low: the Pentagon just removed the names of the four most-recent Iran war deaths, because — I shit you not — "they were killed during a cease-fire." WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??? thank you for your attention to my post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4vTfMPb

here's today's post: "the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?" — another day, another disgrace. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

the Pentagon just un-personned four war dead. what in the actual fuck?another day, another disgracebit.ly

yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit claimed that the four fallen service members who died in his pointless war all said ‘we cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.’ he's such a fucking disgrace. thank you for your attention to today's very angry post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4vR45Zj