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Big Jimmy from Seinfeld energy here. “Donald wants you to watch Donald on Thursday.” “Donald loves an audience!”

Pedophile Trump can go fuck himself

🙄

Who cares. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

i’ll be busy

Sorry. The NY Liberty and Dallas Wings have a game then.

What if he gave a speech and nobody tuned in? Guessing this will be: 1) some befuddled nonsense about Iran; 2) an exhortation to his cult to pressure Senators and Reps re: SAVE; 3) and 50-60 words about Lindsay Graham that Susie Wiles insisted on including and that he may or may not actually say. 🙄

I’ll miss it, fortunately. I have to clean out my litter box then.

Dissociative state.

No one cares

To announce the US have vanquished Iran?

Elmo also speaks in the third person.

Ffs..what now?

Another speech I'll wait until you post the highlights. Why they put him out there at that time of night is beyond me. Thanks for all you do.

That’s about the time I fall asleep watching tv anyway so…

Damn it! I Set aside that time for bathing my cat! I'm sad now... (Not fucking really)

Paging @Dominion @smartmatic.bsky.social Be ready to be on every mainstream station to talk about the lies! $2.7 Billion reasons!

Aide: Now be sure not to skip the opening in praise of Lindsey Graham. Trump: Got it. The speech: Trump: Lindsey Graham loved my ballroom. Lemme tell you, it's a beautiful ballroom. Some say the most beautiful ballroom in the world...

We are already subjected to his spewing every. fucking. day. I yearn for the days ahead when we won’t hear from/about the president every 10 minutes.

I’ll be sure to drying my hair.

Ground troops to Iran. Prepare for lots of deaths. All for nothing.

Is he going to meet Lindsey🤞

He's telling on himself again 🙄

Recommend nobody broadcasts this shit live, then edit it down to only new information, if there is any

Why? Lies and BS ! No thanks

Nobody cares what you say. When your lips move, you are lying. Same old. Same old. JUST GO AWAY

He knows that he is President Trump, right?

Please let it be his resignation.

I, Anthony, will be saying shut the fuck up at the Tangerine Toddler at 9 P.M. Also, I won’t watch that shit because he’s gonna lie through the whole thing, but I'll say please, because I’ve got manners and shit! Thank you for your attention to this matter!👊🏾

Gotcha! Reading night 😏

Won't eat into my prime time. West Coast best coast.

What fresh hell is this

Announcing bromance with Michael Cohen is back on?

Yet another reason I hate living in the same timeline as this tyrant: announcements like these feel like "FΩ©king hell, what now???"

Who will he be threatening this time?

He will announce mid-terms are cancelled

I’m scheduled to talk with Mitch McConnell that night about his in situ research on thermodynamics in closed systems.

Wouldn't it be awesome if everyone "watched" the same prime time show not pre-empted for this Trump address? The lamer the better? Then ideally the news would be even [lame show] got better ratings? Your viewing is tracked by Nielsen et al indirectly.

Well....crap

I'd rather plane my shins.

1. Joe Biden 2. Obama 3. The reason he wanted to have this conference 4. Won big 5. Biggest crowd every 6. Joe Biden

What important lies does he have to share with us this time? I will have my television off or watching recordings and wait for the recaps. The last thing I want to do is listen to that 3 time loser.

I got a copy of the speech: "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble!"

If only it were to submit his resignation, one can dream.

Scheduling note to self…

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Resigning? 👋

I plan to give the matter no attention.

The thing with TACO is even he has no idea what he is going to say and he'll just burble away, like usual.

Resigning?

Who?

Can’t watch. Gotta wash my fish.

I'll watch if it is to announce his resignation.

OUTLINE FOR THE SPEECH. 1). "I won the 2020 election in a landslide" 2). "Iran wants to assassinate me. Speed up that ballroom" 3). "I never met E Jean Carroll, gimme back my $5 million" 4). "I couldn't have done what that 13 year old girl said because I never met Epstein" 5). "Lindsey WHO?"

I can give you a one word condensed version of his speech. "Me".

Thx for the heads up! I’m busy…

Sorry, I have a colonoscopy planned that evening

Hmm so I guess I can read what you post about it the next day Aaron! Hearing his voice nauseates me 🤮

Oh! That’s when I promised my cats we were doing the ouija board to see who karma or Satan are taking next.

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Who gives a flying FUCK.

Shoot. I think I may have explosive diarrhea tonight. Will have to miss it I’m afraid.

A) Super glad that Aaron will be clipping for us. 💐 B) Maybe he'll keel over on live TV. 🤞🏼

To report the updates on Conor McGregor’s knee injury.

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I’m painting a wall and need to watch it dry. Maybe next time.

I will only watch this if it is announcement that he and his entire cabinet of fascists are resigning immediately. Otherwise, he can fuck right off. All the way to the sun.

I have other plans for Thursday at 9:00 p.m. EST such as: Literally any other plans. Even my procrastination has higher priorities. I’d rather sit thru a software update w/no progress bar. Life is too short to donate two hours to manufactured outrage. I’ve got a prior engagement w/ my own sanity.

Fuck that guy! 🖕

He’s just going to horrify all of us and the rest of the world as usual. Great. 🙄

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never trust anyone who speaks about themselves in third person

Whereas July 4th, 1776 was our Declaration of Independence, it looks lik4 July 16th, 2026 will go down (pun intended) as our Declaration of a Return to Monarchy (or to the FSA - Fascist States of America). Either way, it'll be a sad day for the USA. Oh well, we lasted 250 years + 11 days.

Cancelling all elections while he's at war. 🤡🤡

I will be washing my cat at 9pm EST. Of course I don’t have a cat:)

Third Person speaking Jimmy is not happy

Being reported that it’s to do with 2020 “rigged” elections and foreign interference. Is this when Maduro lies for leniency? Midterm elections in grave danger of being overturned and Shame on legacy media for giving airtime for the incoming lies and so called solutions he will provide.

Jesus why now

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Alex, I'll take "Things that I wouldn't watch with a gun to my head" for $100.

I have to assume the only people who make it a point to watch his drivel are the slack jawed morons in need of daily instruction.

Gives us time to make a drinking game. I'll go first If he says something was rigged, drink. Your turn.

oh it's just time for the weekend market manipulation again

Oof sorry so busy right now with other important stuff but I’ll tune right in when the government releases the entirety of the Epstein files and prosecutes/ imprisons the pedophiles.

Clearly shows…

Lies to the Nation.

Oh.....here comes another fake assassination event. 🙄

Graham has been dominating the news cycle for two days and we simply cannot have that.

Well, Thursday is the "blackout day" with no major sporting events on the calendar. So he'll have the evening all to himself...

I’ll be sure not to watch. I can’t watch him. He causes me to get nauseous.

I love watching his speeches. It reminds me of my paranoid stepdad when he was in the nursing home.

Is the WC playing on Thursday? NBA Summer league? Intermittently checking for Epstein files only.

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He’s going to whine that he isn't getting public support for his war in Iran isn’t he?

Ugh! Whyyyyy? 😒

Oooooh..! Be still my heart.

Step down pedo.

Oh lemme guess… it’s another ceasefire where the firing doesn’t cease? Or he’s charging invisible tolls in the Strait? Or a gazillion dollars of investments in something something?

Referring to oneself in the third person is um ... demented?

Waste of time, I’m sure. No thanks.

To explain he is a better actor than Sam Neill.

Better not interfere with my shows 😡

I don’t do narcissistic yammering. I’ll be passing on that waste of life and time.

REALLY creepy that he always refers to himself in the 3rd person. That is not normal. He is the President (unfortunately)! Does he this another “President Trump” is making a speech on Thursday at 9 P.M. there is something seriously wrong with him.

Here is a summary of the speech The 2020 election was rigged Iran lost the war The economy is in great shape I will run for a third term

Why must he speak about himself in third person? What a weirdo.

Who is posting on his page? If he needs someone else to post he should not be making speeches.

I love when he refers to himself in the third person, showing that he doesn’t actually write his truths and his handlers do

Ain’t the World Cup still on?

The third person speak is wild.

Nothing like referring to yourself in the 3rd person to create a warm feeling of closeness with your constituents.

Oh shoot, I am scheduled to clean my cat’s asshole then

Another declaration of victory over the Islamic state of Japan....

Why must our TV shows be interrupted with this BS🤡?

Another opportunity to not listen.

Wonderfullll

Thanks for the warning.

I’ve already forgotten about it

😴

Pass

Thanks for the warning

Probably will be crying about the save act and how unfair the filibuster is and blah blah blah

WHERE'S the heroes in the intelligence agencies in stepping up, coming forward and making it clear that corrupt Mobster Pulte has given his Mob Boss Trump fabricated/manipulated information under their plot to seize control of our #2026Midterms? STEP UP, intelligence community? You took an oath!

Is this going to be where Mobster Trump [clearly falsely] claims Nicolás Maduro helped Joe Biden, and now in exchange for Maduro's cooperation, he's granting the Venezuelan dictator a pardon? And who will keystone cops Todd Blanche & Kash Patel arrest in this farce?

Barron must be a bit light this month and he needs dad to setup some Kalshi hits for him.

Not interested.

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The great guy writing this (some say the greatest) will not be watching. Thank you for attention to this matter.

It could happen today.

The Eternal Orange Lack is gonna kvetch & whine about 2020 until the end of time.

YOU MEAN YOURSELF???? What a fucking lunatic!

"I'm drafting all of you."

To bad I've got to express my dogs anal glands. I'm sure it will be more enjoyable than listening to the orange traitor lie. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!!!!!

I have to shave my gams

I’d rather do colonoscopy prep!

He’s not taking this to court, because he knows it’s not true.

Another attempt to get attention? How many of these empty, word salad addresses are the press going to fall for? The last several have proven that he has nothing to say and is incapable of saying anything cogent. Cry wolf much?

I'm so sorry. I will, as usual, as I do while Trump is mumbling and dissembling, washing my hair. That is, if I accidentally land on ANY channel that shows that putz

Pay attention to meeeeeeeeee

IMO people who speak of themselves in the 3rd person are 🫏-🕳️s

What happened to his speech in the hot weather that we were all looking forward to?

Pass

He begged for 11,000 non existent votes.

I’m washing my hair.

Let me check my social calendar...nope. Busy.

The only thing I want to hear from the corrupt, mass murdering #RapistInThief is his resignation

The man is talking more and more about himself in 3rd person language. Pretty concerning situation.

I am washing my hair.

Oh god, WHHHYYYYYYY?!?!

he's going to tell us how the 2020 election was stolen from him

President Trump will refer to himself in the third person because this is totally not Steven Miller typing. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

How about Moscow Mitch McConnell makes an appearence on cam instead?

Good luck all you cissies with the new draft caused because Trump can't get out of a mess he created and has the thinnest skin possible.

Zzzzzz...

Something Something...communists...Something Something...Iran military totally destroyed...Something Something...totally won 2020...Something Something....

He knows that's him, right 🤔 He is so weird.

Thursdays are our local ANTIFA cell's canasta night. No way we're missing that.

It feels like he makes speeches (by that I mean he rambles at a podium for ages) every damned day. A period of silence would be very welcome.

Finally we will get to the bottom of this: youtu.be/Vxh_9uaYG4A?...

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It’s bad enough we are forced to see and hear about him everyday 🤮, I will certainly NOT voluntarily watch. I’ll be reading a great book “Regime Change”!

Maybe he'll finally do America a favour and resign

It can’t be too important since it’s not until Thursday.

He isn't announcing what it's about because he doesn't want to talk about the crisis that he's going to invent until after the focus groups are done with it.

Thursday night had been “must watch tv night” for many years. There must be something else to watch other than the bloviated a$$ this Thursday.

Retirement or reflecting pool update?

hopefully his resignation speech

At least there aren't any World Cup matches Thursday evening, so there's that.

Why? Leave me alone!

Yeah, I have to wash my hair. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

Probably about the dangers of cOmMuNiSm 🙄

What a maroon

Really? Who the fuck cares?

I'll pass

🤦‍♀️

I can’t stand the sound of his voice.

I will be busy. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I'll be outside counting blades of grass for as long as it takes.

How tf do you continue to do this day after day Truly is a superpower and surely one of many

Yawn. That’s past my bedtime

He doesn't make speeches - he makes sickening hateful blather.

Trump makes announcements about himself in the third-person, using the "President" honorific. Yeah, that's sane.

🤞🏼Resign 🤞🏼Resign 🤞🏼Resign

He is so effing weird

And the Nation's citizens will have better things to do with their time than listen to it...

Hold strong. We know you’ll take the hit once again for the greater good. Ty

I personally will be paying no attention to this matter!

Should someone with his health be making plans that are more than 72 hours in advance?

“We” are not watching.

Over 30K lies in his first term alone, and we're supposed to take his words seriously. Fuck no!

Referring to himself in the third person is just so weird. Does he think someone else will be speaking?

I think I’m scheduled to wash my hair that night.

About what? He already got us into a war, is he now invading Cuba too?