Works for me!
Homer Simpson's Happy DanceALT: Homer Simpson's Happy Dancestatic.klipy.comAaron RuparTrump on El-Sayed: "If he succeeds, the Dumocrats will gain 4 Senators, 8 Congressmen, many Electoral and Popular Votes, a stacked Supreme Court with 23 Justices, and I will be, sadly, despite the great job we are doing, the last Republican President!"
Okay. Would you like to go quietly or resist arrest?
Aaron RuparDr Oz: "When you steal money from the federal government, you ought to go jail and go to jail for a long time"
He shot 70, because kicks, throws and “lucky” finds don’t count as “shots”.
Aaron RuparTrump: “The Winning Shot in the Bedminster Club Championship! Thank you very much to all of those who participated. I won with a 70, & am so honored in that, unlike the rest of the field, I’m given very little time to practice, bc I’m focused on many other things. It’s called TALENT, and I have it”
"We"? You're not the one filling up the gas tank, bucko.
Aaron RuparKennedy: "I don't think we ought to just cut and run. If we can stand the pain of the rising cost of energy, we need to stay the course at least for a few more months."
They attached a Voter ID poison pill rider to ensure it would fail. 1) Attach unpopular legislation to a proposed anti-kitten stomping bill. 2) Know your opponents won’t vote for it because of the attached legislation. 3) Loudly proclaim your opponents support kitten stomping.
Aaron RuparSen. Lummis complains that "we're dealing with the president's willingness to subject himself and Melania Trump to the most restrictive ethics language that a president has ever subjected himself to. But of course there's no pleasing Democrats."
What changed, Congressman? WHAT CHANGED, CONGRESSMAN?!?
Cute Baby Goose RunningALT: Cute Baby Goose Runningstatic.klipy.comAaron RuparBLITZER: How do you explain the disconnect between what the president says and how Americans feel according to almost all of these most recent polls? REP. CARLOS GIMENEZ: Prior to World War 2, 85% of Americans were not in favor of entering that war, and then it all changes
Any time you use the word "but" in this context you nullify everything you said prior to that.
Aaron RuparRep. Carlos Gimenez: "My heart goes out to the families of those four, but ... "