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the cuteness 🖤

i feel like all the emotions i've suppressed will be giving me a lovely "welcome back" after this trip to see my mom

I’m at the point of my mental health where “licking a 9 volt battery” no longer works, I need “metal fork in the light socket” kinda therapy.

Exercising my brain by overthinking.

One pickle in the hand is better than two in the bush or whatever. Wait, what? That can’t be right…

I didn’t say I was right. I just said you were wrong.

Some facts about Hicks: His original name when he was rescued was Bullseye. We never met him before he came to live with us. He likes to show people and cats out the front of our house his toys through the window.

This continues to be an account dedicated to women with Daddy issues 😎

another abandoned sketch. around march, 2002

the only time I get scared is when I'm happy..she said as AmericanPie lifted off filling her mangled heart as sex white knuckled the summer curtains so don't make me happy,love for I can’t bear the inevitable sadness that finds it #brokenpoet

Why would somebody lie about liking big butts?

IDEA: high school football players tackling their Moms for charity

Surprisingly effective Depression-era coming of age tale that has a story structure similar to “Home Alone”. An early Steven Soderbergh film.

There ain't no reason to use no double negative, not never.

due to the recent water shortages my local pub now serves beer at full strength.

When hitchhiking I always leave early to avoid the traffic.

🎶 Despite all my rage I'm still just a hamster on a wheel in a cage 🎶

I bet it feels exhilarating to be taken out by an asteroid.

Ignoring my phone ringing in my hand while scrolling busy.

Post your last two brain cells