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bought an air guitar with no strings attached

found the animation, november 2015

another abandoned sketch. around march, 2002

The fate of the universe will rest on Count Binface gaining world domination and winning the Clacton by-election

a social care system to die filling forms for

a couple of cameo planks, some supportive cardboard cutouts, starring a few wooden chairs and everything held together with ai filler, i was knot board

I made a joke about Helen of Troy but I was just horsing around

Your first mistake was thinking that theorem states that for any right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides… when in fact my bra unhooks from the front,babe

Buying hash browns from McDonalds is like buying women’s underwear for your dad, accepted, weird yet we all know it shouldn’t really be done.

Nothing can take away what we have together in our thoughts except Lithium.

My attempts are so bad they're only atte

Once you can see me, it’s already too late.

I didn’t wake up and choose violence, I was born this way.

bought some orange juice that's meant to contain pulp but it has fuck all pulp in it and every mouthful tastes like an enraging mockery rest assured this betrayal will not soon be forgotten

i am not yet in a position to not be creeped out by someone randomly whistling to themselves and i probably never will be

it should be acceptable to encourage people to use their inside voice by carefully administering a gentle loving little throat punch

the line is usually crossed once i've had to listen to you chew

I would have preferred for the police to implement an enforcement philosophy other than Killer Clowns.

Omgosh. 🫢🫢🫢🫢

Will potato pancakes also waffle? Why, yes. Yes, they do!