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never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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This is deadass every republican campaign ad here in the south. I'm not even REMOTELY JOKING.

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Vivek Ramaswamy tells a crowd of young Libertarians in Ohio "The truth of the matter is, people in my generation have already made it. We're gonna be fine." He is then booed off of the stage

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"We're gonna do near-miss 9/11s at every beach until everybody forgets gas costs $7."

The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.

After my parents were visiting set for the first time, I asked my dad what he thought. He said “I didnt realize, it’s like you’re building a house, and once an hour good looking people run in and put on a play for five minutes. Then they leave and you go back to construction.”

“Holy shit, this cat’s got a big-ass watch, he’s wearing a tuxedo, and he’s smoking the fattest cigar I’ve ever seen,” Derek Ludlow said to himself as he reposted the highly stylized reel with the caption “GOALS,” accompanied by three diamond emojis.

Adult Man Genuinely Inspired By AI Video Of Lion Wearing RolexIRVINE, CA—Eyes widening in awe as the 3D-rendered content appeared on his Instagram feed, local 38-year-old Derek Ludlow reported Wednesday that he felt genuinely inspired by an AI-generated video of...theonion.com

"They know this is TV, right??" a CBS News senior staffer texted me about this news. "I hate it here," another CBS reporter said.

Travis Kelce Begs Andy Reid To Sign Friendly Extraterrestrial He Met In Woods https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-begs-andy-reid-to-sign-friendly-extraterrestrial-he-met-in-woods/

it turns out the reddit atheist was an important predator in the ecosystem

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

Wanna feel old? This is what the members of Run the Jewels look like now.

Just an absolute shout out to everyone out there who helped manufacture doubt around the question of this guy being a Nazi, particularly after the Nazi salute.

It is genuinely bizarre that we’ve become acclimatized to right wingers throwing a tantrum every time a black person (particularly a black woman) is cast in something, but are also supposed to pretend that this is not racism but related to some other substantive concern.

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

during the next Dem administration at some point there is going to be a multi-week CORRUPTION meltdown by the press over something worth a few thousand dollars and I am going to become the Joker

Study: Elephants Only Other Species Capable Of Leveraging Synergies In Brand Portfolio https://theonion.com/study-elephants-only-other-species-capable-of-leveraging-synergies-in-brand-portfolio/

You ever think about how all this is happening after Orban lost in Hungary

the rise of the DSA is testing the Vote Blue No Matter Who credentials of a lot of people who thought those credentials would never be tested personally, I meant it time for them to prove the same

Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/