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A simply pesto pasta with chunks of chicken tossed in is one of the closest ways humanity has come to recreating ambrosia

Please, nobody ever tell Bari Weiss the dried up turds she’s flinging at the wall aren’t vivid paint colors, please let her continue striving for that masterpiece

And just three days after they’re allowed to admit McConnell is dead? Gonna be a magical week.

Was this the absolute best movie that year? Probably not. Is it the sentimental favorite for me? Absolutely. Also important to note: It was what we saw on my wife and I’s first date. Giant mechs: the undisputed bedrock of a loving relationship.

As a card-carrying Neagley Respecter, really excited for this

Yeah, that’s why I only said the first week or so after the race was called. He was lashing out, but it still felt impotent at that point, took a little bit for the threats to get scary.

I haven’t felt so light of spirit in the last decade as I did in the week after the 2020 race was called and the first few weeks after the inauguration in 2021.

“Large man, big muscles.” Nazis: 🤤 “And he hates Trump.” Nazis: 😰

You know, it still kinda works

“Is Odysseus in danger?!”

Gonna run for president on a narrow housing reform platform of “every American gets an extra room to display and/or store their personal collections.”

Without major sporting events to release pent up political posting steam, BlueSky is gonna pop like a ballon

I gotta try this, but with a bunch of cheap snacks and drinks

This should be enough juice to catapult us straight to Woke 3

Need every action movie finale going forward to include a rabid third party with scattershot beef against everybody

The twist the makes it a 5-man is just so well done, my theater erupted in applause and laughter

Sorry, can you speak up? I'm afraid you keep getting smaller, I can't hear you up here

“But the armor!” they scream on, slowly diminishing into corncobs