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T's running around outside screaming at the sky while I sing 🎶Bark the rain away Bark the rain away Bark the rain away🎶 in the style of The Teaches of Peaches. I am not for everyone.

Trump admin exempts SpaceX's Starlink from FCC ban on foreign-made routers arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

We used to call it "The Magic Ass" cuz that is from where they pulled decisions.

I can think of no one better to serve as the Sheriff of the City of New York.

welp

Shark Week is for people who clap when the plane lands.

Hey David, what do you mean that Shark Week is a dumpster fire of lies and pseudoscience? Well, here’s their most frequent host claiming that Sharks eat carbon dioxide because they love you and try trying to save the planet. Um…no.

On the campaign trail ahead of Election Day 2024, Trump said Americans could expect to see their energy bills cut in half by July 2026. It’s July 2026. How’d that work out?

way to stay the course. good job 👍

The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.

Keep dialing. They will hang up on you. You will eventually get through to the switchboard.

FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.

It's Bugs Bunny's birthday. 86 years old! Old enough to seek US reelection.

P.S. I would still like for people to read THE BUTCHER OF THE FOREST and then look at themselves and be like "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need to be the protagonist of a fairytale horror story in a magical forest" us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Anyone who doesn’t see how very satisfied I’ve been throughout production doesn’t get what I most want out of an adaptatation. Mind you, that does tend to happen.

we used to get Cooper's in the US. I have not seen it since the 1980s

Back in 2013, CJ Cherryh got in touch to compliment this strip of mine. I need to print and frame that email... www.dorktower.com/2013/05/14/p...

Feel this

Sort of editorial cartoon: I just had this thought, y'know?

Date: What do you do? Me: I'm a kleptozoologist Date: Isn't it cryptozoologist? Me, stuffing my pockets with lobsters from the tank: that's a common misconception